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Performing her original christmas song, present without a bow, please welcome Kacey Musgraves [ cheers and applause ] weve been moving too fast and we should slow down come and sit by the fire stop rushing around cause this time of year its meant for two so dont leave me lonely if i dont have you the holidays just another day thats cold standing all alone under the mistletoe i dont feel the cheer ooh without you here theres no red and white stripes on a candy cane and silent night just wouldnt sound the same whered the magic go all i know is me without you is like a present without a bow before we know the wreath will come down the halls wont be decked therell be no snow on the ground and the new year will come and bring lots of change if im not with you sipping on champagne the holidays just another day thats cold standing all alone under the mistletoe i dont feel the cheer ooh without you here theres no red and white stripes on a candy cane silent night just wouldnt sound the same whered the magic go all i know is me without you is like a present without a bow the holidays just another day thats cold standing all alone under the mistletoe i dont feel the cheer ooh without you here theres no red and white stripes on a candy cane and silent night just wouldnt sound the same whered the magic go all i know is me without you is like a present without a bow ooh ooh oh me without you is like a present without a bow oh me without you is like a present without a bow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Kacey musgraves [ cheers and applause ] catch her on a very Kacey Christmas tour now. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] oh no, that looks gross whoa, twhat is that . Try it. You gotta try it, its terrible. I dont wanna try it if its terrible. Its like mango chutney and burnt hair. No thank you, i have a very sensitive palate. Just try it guys, i think we should hurry up. If you taste something bad, you want someone else to try it. Its what you do. I cant get the taste out of my mouth if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Shhh dog, dog, dog. Fios is not cable. Were wired differently. That means incredibly fast 150 meg internet for the holidays. So in the 3. 7 seconds it takes gary watson to beat the local sled jump record, fly, gary, fly. His friend can download 13 versions of the perfect song. His sister can live stream it. While his mom downloads how to set a dislocated shoulder. Get 150 meg internet, tv and phone for just 79. 99 per month online for the first year. Cable cant offer that. Only fios can. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to emma stone, jeffrey dean morgan, Kacey Musgraves once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight casey affleck. Star of the librarians, Rebecca Romijn. From snl, comedian michael che. Featuring the 8g band with atom willard. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. Very good to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Hillary clinton made her first appearance since the election last night and told the crowd there had been a few times this past week when all i wanted to do is just to curl up with a good book or our dogs and never leave the house again. Oh, sure, now youre relatable. [ laughter ] a e has announced that theyre canceling the controversial show duck dynasty. On the bright side, were getting at least four whole seasons of dick dynasty. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Vice President elect mike pence was seen today was seen using a selfie stick while posing with a group of House Republicans. Of course, right after using the selfie stick pence had to go to confession. [ laughter and applause ] the harry potter spinoff fantastic beasts and where to find them came out today. Spoiler alert. Theyre in a gold tower. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new report, Donald TrumpsTransition Team still has not contacted the pentagon. Apparently, they cant find that shape on the phone. [ laughter ] im having no luck here. Ive called triangle like 50 times. [ laughter ] they keep putting me through to square. Square said he was circle. [ laughter ] nissan is now offering a limited Edition Version of its rogue suv to promote the new Movie Star Wars rogue one featuring a collectible helmet, because nothing says great car like a complimentary helmet. [ laughter ] a team of researchers has developed a new form of construction glass that will keep birds from flying into closed windows, and i have to say its pretty innovative. [ laughter ] as i mentioned, the House Republican twitter account posted a selfie of Vice President elect mike pence with a room full of gop congressmen today with the caption unified. Take a look at this photo. Wow. Wow. That means its time for eight jokes about mike pences selfie. [ laughter ] here we go [ cheers and applause ] lets get started. Heres how white that photo is. They took it in a dark room without a flash. [ laughter ] the caption on the photo is unified, but i think a better caption would be spf 100. [ laughter ] you want to be even more creeped out . This is a video. [ laughter ] they put that picture on instagram and it got 20,000 yikes. [ laughter ] halfway there, guys. [ light laughter ] that picture is so white, it got picked up for two seasons on amazon prime. [ laughter ] look at this. It looks like the black friday line outside williamssonoma. [ laughter ] thats the most white people in one photo since the duggar family christmas card. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, the cast and crew of frasier. [ laughter ] and finally, that was eight jokes about that photo. Yeah, give it up. [ cheers and applause ] give it up. Give it up for six of them. And finally, cspan has begun lifestreaming footage of the elevators at trump tower. Lets take a look. Seth weve got a great show for you tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] he is the star of the new film manchester by the sea. It truly is an incredible film. Hes one of our favorites here. Casey affleck is back on the show, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] shes one of the stars of tnts the librarians, Rebecca Romijn is joining us, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] and you know him from snl. Hes also got a new standup special on netflix. One of my favorites, guys. Michael che is joining us tonight to talk about his special michael che matters. Before we get to all that, president ial transitions are delicate things and in the end, history remembers the presidency far more than the transition. But were starting to get signals from trump takeover about how hell govern. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth now, no one expects any actual cabinet picks this early in the process, but reports about the inner workings of the transition have not been great. Trump transition in turmoil. The president elects team plagued by infighting. Some are describing it as chaos right now within Donald TrumpsTransition Team. Disarray, turmoil, infighting. This is not going smoothly. One trump adviser says its like game of thrones. Seth thats right. Its like game of thrones. In other words, we are now way past the part that the original author had in mind. [ laughter and applause ] one of the most one of the first and most important responsibilities of a president elect is to communicate with foreign heads of state, especially allies. But even just receiving incoming calls seems to be a difficult task for the trump team right now. As the New York Times reported, foreign leaders didnt know how to get in touch with trump and American Allies were blindly dialing into trump tower to try to reach the soon to be leader of the free world. And knowing trump, hes probably charging them for the phone calls. Are you looking to talk to the leader of the free world . [ laughter ] because hes dying to talk to you. [ laughter ] only 2. 99 for the first minute and 1. 99 each minute after that. Call now. Im donald trump, and i approve this message. [ laughter ] seth in fact, true story. True story. The Prime Minister of australia, a close u. S. Ally, was only able to get in touch with trump after the australian ambassador to the United States got trumps personal phone number from australian golfer and trump friend, greg norman. So u. S. Diplomacy is currently being conducted through professional golfers. [ light laughter ] is this what you had in mind, disenfranchised workingclass voters . [ laughter ] also, greg normans nickname is the shark. So in order for the Prime Minister of australia to talk to our next president , he had to say, this sounds like a job for the shark. [ laughter ] now, trump has said hell schedule meetings with foreign leaders soon, specifically theresa may, the Prime Minister of britain. Arguably americas most important ally. But even those encounters might be awkward. British politician nigel farraj seen here with trump in what appears to be scrooge mcducks panic room . [ light laughter ] joked on british radio recently that he might have to act as a chaperone at that meeting. Ive got to say, come and schmooze, theresa. Dont touch her, for goodness sake. [ laughing ] if he does, only in an affectionate way. Well, if it comes to it, i could be there as a responsible adult, couldnt i . Make sure everythings okay. Seth ha, ha, ha, ha. Worry not, however. As i shall be on hand to prevent him taking hold of her shall we say, london underground. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Assault. [ laughter ] you can see the entire donald trumptheresa may meeting reenacted in the critically acclaimed series downton grabby. [ laughter ] now, trump has apparently already spoken with may and according to a leaked transcript reported by the guardian newspaper, trump told her, quote, if you travel to the u. S. You should let me know. You think shes just going to pop over . [ light laughter ] shes the Prime Minister. Shes not kramer. [ laughter ] uh. [ laughter ] hello, governor so whats trump doing instead of overseeing a smooth transition . Well, theres this odd story from a reporter covering trump. The reporter said he saw a professional skateboarder, billy rowan, in the lobby of trumps building on wednesday. Rowan said he met with trump earlier today and came away impressed. Rowan claimed he told trump to spread peace by building skate parks around the world. He said trump was receptive to the idea. Trump met with a skateboarder . Did trump and his 10yearold son barron freaky friday when we werent looking . [ laughter ] but the source of most of the turmoil inside the trump team seems to be infighting over positions and appointments and a slew of firings of people who were supposed to be running the Transition Team. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was supposed to have been in charge, but he was pushed aside after the election by trump soninlaw jared kushner. Which might have something to do with the fact that christie sent kushners father to jail. Jared kushner, Donald Trumps soninlaw, is said by sources to be rubbing trump allies the wrong way with a hand in purging the Transition Team of people connected to new Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Back in 2004 christie, then a u. S. Attorney in new jersey, prosecuted kushners father charles, a billionaire real estate development. Charles kushner was accused of Illegal Campaign contributions, tax evasion, and other violations. It became a shakespearean drama with Charles Kushners own relatives including a sister turning against him. In a sordid revenge plot, Charles Kushner hired a prostitute to lure his sisters husband into having sex in a motel room. The encounter was taped and Charles Kushner sent the tape to his sister. It didnt work. Seth seems like a chill guy. [ laughter ] also, christies been angling for a job this whole time knowing he put trumps soninlaws father in jail. What did he think was going to happen . Ill just kiss trumps ass and throw away all my remaining dignity, but it will all be worth it if his soninlaw forgets that incredibly traumatic time when i put his dad in jail. Move over, bridge closing. Chris christies got a new best plan ever. [ laughter ] in fact nbc news reported the trump Transition Team was undergoing a quote, stalinesque purge from the transition of people close to christie. You can just imagine trumps response to being called stalinesque. Its true. I am kind of like a stallion. [ laughter ] beautiful golden mane. [ laughter ] and that actually underscores a potentially troubling precedent that seems to be taking shape in the trump transition. Trump needs to fill thousands of posts in the executive branch and he needs competent, experienced people around him. But instead, he seems to be firing or rejecting people based purely on loyalty. For example, a few days ago, a veteran g. O. P. National security expert named Elliott Cohen recommended to other antitrump republicans that they serve in the Trump Administration for the good of the country. But after talking to the trump Transition Team, cohen changed his mind saying, quote, theyre angry, arrogant, screaming, you lost. Well be ugly. It became clear to me that they view jobs as lollipops, things you give out to good boys and girls. Lollipops. Im telling you. We got [ bleep ] freaky fridayed. [ laughter ] no lollipop for you and you have to eat my broccoli. [ light laughter ] the turmoil has apparently scared a lot of qualified National Security officials away from serving in the Trump Administration. As one National Security official put it, quote, normally youd be attracting the best and brightest at the beginning of an administration, but people are nervous. Is this a sure bet or is it a house of cards thats going to fall apart . But come on, when has trump ever built a house of cards that fell apart . Oh, right. His casinos, which were literal houses of cards. [ laughter ] the information we do have so far includes some worrisome names. For example, theres one of trumps reported candidates for National Security adviser, retired Lieutenant General michael flynn, who was forced out of the Obama Administration and stirred controversy in february when he tweeted, quote, fear of muslims is rational. When you write the word rational in all caps, it disproves itself. [ light laughter ] its like when you scream in a fight, im totally calm right now. Youre the one whos not calm [ light laughter ] in fact, several of the names being floated for trumps cabinet sent disturbing signals about his positions on civil liberties. For example, one of the names floated for secretary of defense is arkansas senator tom cotton. Cotton has said he agrees with trumps proposal to bring back torture techniques like waterboarding, which are currently illegal under both u. S. And international law. Do you agree with him that torture works and waterboarding and much worse would be a good idea . Waterboarding isnt torture. We do waterboarding to our own soldiers in the military. Thats in training. But the u. S. Doesnt do it anymore. Theyve stopped. But weve done it in the past you think the u. S. Should do it again . And radio djs volunteer for it. Seth radio djs . [ light laughter ] youre basing u. S. National security on what radio djs are okay with . And if waterboarding