That after his speech at cia headquarters, he received the quote biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl. [ laughter ] and i think i speak for everyone when i say that makes zero god damn sense. Lhlh [ cheers and applause ] in an interview with abc news yesterday, President Trump reiterated his promise to build a wall along the Mexican Border. Though at this point, i think were putting up a wall the same way the nurse pulls the curtain around your hospital bed. You dont want to see this. [ laughter and applause ] House Speaker paul ryan yesterday responded to President Trumps call to launch an investigation into voter fraud, saying quote, i think its fine, which is also the entire Republican Health care plan. Doctor, what about this giant lump on my neck . I think its fine. [ light laughter ] according to a new report, many of President Trumps Staff Members are using accounts running on the rncs private email server. And when hillary heard that, she screamed so loud, all the trees around her died. [ laughter ] several [ applause ] several nba teams this week released images showing advertising patches that will be worn on their jerseys next season. And this is embarrassing, the patch the knicks are wearing is just an ad for the brooklyn nets. [ laughter ] british Prime Minister theresa may, made an appearance at the Republican Party congressional retreat today, and this was a surprise, the emperor of france, napoleon, also made an appearance. [ laughter ] taller, taller than i remember him. [ light laughter ] police in states where marijuana is legal are reportedly struggling to find a system to determine if someone is too high to drive. So far the best method is to hand them a breathalyzer and see if they inhale. [ laughter and applause ] its kicked officer. [ light laughter ] and finally, a virginia man has given his wife a kidney, as a 20th anniversary gift. Just admit you forgot, said his wife. [ laughter ] been in the bathroom for 90 minutes with a bottle of scotch and a butter knife. [ light laughter ] we have a great show for you guys tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes starring in a new series on netflix, the Santa Clarita diet, Timothy Olyphant is here tonight. One of our friends. [ cheers and applause ] also from a fantastic new show on the cw, riverdale, Lili Reinhart and Camilla Mendez are joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we will have music from Nelly Furtado so its a great show. [ cheers and applause ] that youre here for this evening. Before we get to that, President Trump repeated in his First National tv interview last night, his false claim about voter fraud and in a series of new executive orders on refugees and a Mexican Border wall. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth even bigger than trumps obsession with the crowd at his inauguration, is his insecurity about losing the popular vote. And if you were hoping a week of being president would change that, this tweet was a real bubble burster. I will be asking for a Major Investigation into voter fraud, including those registered to vote in two states, those who are illegal, and even those registered to vote who are dead. [ light laughter ] just think about that. The president of the United States thinks dead people voting is a problem. [ light laughter ] in fact, not only are dead people voting, one of thems been following me around. [ laughter and applause ] now trumps claim trumps claim has been disproven by multiple studies, Election Officials from both parties, republican members of congress, and even his own lawyers. And yet, he continues to persist in what is either a lie, or a delusion. So whats going on with this bizarre fixation . Well, a New York Times reporter tweeted wednesday that stress, and a lack of sleep might be affecting the president. Quote trumps worst impulse control is when hes tired, or overstretched, or in an uncertain situation. He is, as his advisors say often, at his most selfdestructive when the stakes are high. [ light laughter ] well, thankfully thats not a problem, since president s usually get lots of sleep, and never have to deal with highstake situations. [ light laughter ] trump doesnt have the makeup of a navy seal, its more like the navy porpoise. [ laughter ] so, trump is dogged by insecurity, over his loss in the popular vote, and making up wild false claims about voter fraud to explain it away. Claims he repeated in his First Nationally televised interview last night. You have people that are registered who are dead. Who are illegals. Who are in two states. You have people registered in two states. Theyre registered in a new york and in a new jersey. Seth a new york and a new jersey. You know. [ light laughter ] theres only one of each, right . But thats what trump would sound like if you asked him to name all 50 states. Youve got a new york, a new jersey, a two virginas. Theres a couple of squares in the middle there. Im not sure about this, but china. [ laughter and applause ] i think chinas in there. [ laughter and applause ] but even more bold, than saying three to five Million People voted illegally, is this claim by trump, about who those three to five Million People voted for. I will say this, of those votes cast, none of em come to me. None of em come to me. They would all be for the other side. None of em come to me. Seth right, no one would ever cheat to help trump. Well, maybe someone would. But [ light laughter ] i dont even know my polling place. Its so hard to leave work on tuesday. [ laughter ] and its so weird that a guy who is as obsessed with popularity, as trump is, is willing to say no one would commit voter fraud for him. I went 0 for five million. Dead people and illegals [ bleep ] hate me. [ laughter and applause ] so, this is an important question, people around trump have been asking lately, where is he getting his information . Well, according to a truly insane article published by the times yesterday, trumps voter fraud claim came from a random anecdote, told to him by a german golfer, named bernhard langer. In a meeting with congressional leaders, trump said langer was standing in line at a polling place, near his home in florida on election day, when an official informed langer he would not be able to vote ahead of, and behind langer were voters who did not look as if they should be allowed to vote, trump said. The president threw out the names of latin american countries that the voters might have come from. What the hell is going on . A very famous german golfer told me he saw some mexicans voting . If your grandpa started talking like this, you would consider putting him in a home. [ light laughter ] instead, we put this guy in a house. [ light laughter ] so how did congressional leaders respond to this bizarre story . The anecdote was greeted with silence, and trump was prodded to change the subject, by priebus and senator john cornyn. How do you change the subject in that situation . Hey, that reminds me, did you hear about the one about the fat german golfer . He could not see his putts . [ laughter ] so given [ cheers and applause ] given the insane origins of these claims, the fact that theyve been debunked repeatedly, and the fact that both democrats and republicans have refuted them, surely House Speaker paul ryan would find the courage to tell trump, hes wrong. Right . President trump says he wants a an investigation into voter fraud. You for or against it . I think its fine. I think if a first of all, im sure there is some fraud. But if he believes that there is a a problem to be looked at, the right thing to do is to get an investigation to get the facts. Seth youll have to forgive paul. Hes a little disoriented, hes still recovering from his spine removal surgery. [ light laughter ] but the doctor who performed it was really topnotch. [ laughter and applause ] it was it was an easy surgery, came right out. Clearly, this is the beginning of an attempt by the president , to crack down on people who voted against him, using fake voter fraud as a pretext. But trump did not restrict his lies and delusions just to voter fraud claims. For example, he was asked about his controversial speech in front of the Memorial Wall at the cia, where he spent time bragging about his crowd sizes. Many intelligence officials saw the speech as offensive, but according to the full transcript, trump did not see it that way. Telling abc quote, i got a standing ovation, in fact, they said it was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl, and they said it was equal. [ light laughter ] im sorry, does he think Peyton Manning got a standing ovation for winning the super bowl . Bravo, hes done it again [ light laughter ] hes won the super bowl take a bow, sir encore. Encore. The problem with trumps false claims is that it makes it impossible, for us to take his word for it on anything policy related. Take the Affordable Act which republicans are moving quickly to repeal. Trump claims he has a plan to replace it, but when democrats asked his nominee for health secretary, congressmen tom price, if trumps claim was true, nobody in the room believed him. President trump said hes working with you on a replacement plan for the aca, which is nearly finished and will be revealed after your confirmation, is that true . Its true that he said that, yes. [ laughter ] seth and when it comes to policy, details are in short supply. Take trumps claim that mexico will pay for the border wall. Mexico has staunchly refused to do that, and today the mexican president cancelled his meeting with trump to object to the wall. So whats trumps plan to get mexico to pay for it . Well, as you can imagine, the details are still a little sketchy. Im just telling you there will be a payment, it will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form. [ light laughter ] seth mexico is going to pay us in a complicated form . So, definitely not with money then. Bad news, mexico didnt give us any cash for the wall. Good news, we have new hats. [ laughter and applause ] and then then theres trumps plan to ban refugees from predominantly muslim countries. Now ban on refugees is cruel, its unnecessary. Refugees are themselves fleeing the horrors of war, and theyre just as patriotic as people born here. But dont take my word for it, listen to the department of defense, which on wednesday posted to its website, the story of corporal ali muhammad. A marine who came to the u. S. As an iraqi refugee. He joined the marines in 2014 and is now serving as a translator for a team that supports iraqi forces and their fight against isis. Think about that, a refugee from a country we invaded, is now serving the u. S. Marine corps. Now theres a guy who deserves the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning won the super bowl. Now [ cheers and applause ] in the end, in the end, if you were hoping trump would use the abc interview to offer a hopeful unifying message for the country, you were probably disappointed. Instead, he pulled the anchor aside to show him an inauguration photo, and once again, brag about his crowd size. And just before we leave, the president tells us he wants to show us just one more image. One thing this shows is how far over they go here. Look, look how far this is. This goes all the way down here. All the way down. Nobody sees that. You dont see that in the pictures. Seth and remember, you also cant see the dead people. If you counted them, there would be another million easy. This has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Timothy Olyphant, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] tiki barber running hambone a barber shop . T hut yes surprising. Yes whats not surprising . How much money david saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Whos next . Do you always put cheezit of course theyre chips. Chips. Plus sandwich equals the perfect lunch. Ooooh. Dont forget to add the pickle. Its kind of a big dill. Cheezit grooves. Dang right its a chip. [crunch ] versus a lube strip. With a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40 less friction. Its designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. Sorry, lube strip. Schick hydro®. Free your skin®. 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They are currently working on their next studio album, darren king, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth so wonderful to spend a week with darren. Thank you for being on the show. Thank you so much. Seth you guys, im very excited about the first guest. He stars in the netflix series, Santa Clarita diet, which begins streaming february 3rd on netflix. Please welcome seth. Yo, seth. Seth oh, hey, Timothy Olyphant, everybody. Give it up for timothy. [ cheers and applause ] tim, what are you doing . I was actually just about to introduce you. Yeah, yeah, right, right. I was just wondering are you going to say, please welcome to the show, Timothy Olyphant, or please welcome to the show my good friend, Timothy Olyphant. [ light laughter ] seth which do you prefer . Good friend. [ light laughter ] i mean, i know technically, were not good friends or even friends, really. Lhlh they dont know that. Seth yeah, yeah. I think people like it when they think we are. Seth yeah, sure, whatever you want. Although, now im starting to think, do you think theyre going to buy it, or will they think youre saying it because i asked you to . Seth well, i mean, considering were having this conversation in front of them. [ light laughter ] hold up i know what to do. When i come out, well do our cool, secret good friend handshake. Seth yeah, but we dont have a cool, secret, good friend handshake. Well, lets come up with one. Seth all right. So, im sorry. So, you want to come up with a secret handshake so we can trick the audience. Youre smart. [ light laughter ] we should be friends. Seth okay, lets just do this. All right. Seth so, like, like . No, that will be dumb. Seth okay. Just sort of like a good seth yeah. Blow it up. Seth okay. Dont hit the face. Seth okay. Bring it in. Seth okay. Goes right to a hug. Seth okay. Does it matter how many times we hit the back . No, just make it look cool. Seth okay. And like weve done it a billion times. Seth okay. Like a billion make it, like, flaw, boom, boom. And make it look like weve done it 100 times, otherwise, no ones gonna buy it. Seth all right, fine. Dont screw it up dont put this much pressure on it. Dont screw it up seth all right everybody, please give it up for my first guest. Hes a very good friend of mine, Timothy Olyphant. [ cheers and applause ] seth oh, man. Pcpc i remember the first time we did that handshake down at the quarry. [ light laughter ] let me tell you something, [ bleep ] meyers. I can tell you stories. Seth oh, we are we are i can tell you stories. Seth we are good friends. Ugh. Seth and i cannot tell you. You can seth as a good friend, im so happy when i see you in new shows and Santa Clarita diet with the great drew barrymore. The great, the adorable, the lovely national treasure, drew barrymore. Seth and this is a netflix show, which is always exciting. Yup. Seth and this is a show i want you to explain it really quickly because it is unlike, i think, anything that ive seen before. I appreciate you saying that. It kind of what i liked about it, you know . Seth yeah. There is always something it doesnt happen often, but there is Something Wonderful when you read something. And on one hand, it feels like nothing youve ever read before. Just, i dont know what that is, and at the same time, so lovely, so familiar, so sort of oldfashioned, so, like, ive read this a billion times. And that contradiction seth because its basically like star wars, remember . Youre just like, what the hell is that . Yo