Award, golden globe, and tony nominated actor, starring in the new tom ford thriller, Nocturnal Animals, in select theaters this friday, november 18th. Please welcome one of our favorite humans, michael shannon, everybody. B . . [ cheers and applause ] [ howling ] you know thats so funny, that story about Nicole Kidman because, i was at a Golden Corral once, and i saw a chick that looked like Nicole Kidman. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy oh my god, did you talk i didnt have the nerve to talk to her, though. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, this is a a beautiful shirt. Thank you very much. Jimmy thank you so much for coming back to the show. I do love well wait. Before we go on, i just wanted i brought you one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, right. Of course. Now wait, ill let you pick. You can either wear this, or you can wear this sweater that has a dinosaur on it. Jimmy i think [ cheers and applause ] you want to let the audience pick . Jimmy sure. I think were going with the shirt, right . Shirt . [ cheers ] all right. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its pretty nice sorry, i know its hot. Jimmy no, no problem. I like it. [ barking ] [ cheers and applause ] kind of a scoop neck to it. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i love the scoop neck. Yeah. Jimmy thanks, man. I appreciate that. A low ride. Jimmy yeah, its like a low ride on the collar. Thats good. Subtle. Its almost like im not even wearing anything, you know. Thats how we like it. Jimmy thats how we love it. Its good to see you, buddy. I mean, i love the hawaiian shirt. I wore this shirt in toronto to a party. And it kind of made a splash, so im trying to kind of kick my career up a notch, so i figure this is all right, this is what i got to do to get attention. Jimmy thats not true at all. Thats not true. But Nocturnal Animals, man oh man, you got youre getting rave reviews for this, knocked it out of the park with this one. Thank you. Jimmy thats fantastic. Congratulations. Everyones buzzing and talking about it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you get to that, in a second, but we were talking about last time you were on the show about how youre kind of like you dont really do facebook and twitter and you dont a, you dont have a smart phone. You had, like, a flip phone last time you were here. Oh, damn. Jimmy what . I didnt bring it. [ light laughter ] jimmy what, do you still have the flip phone . No, i dont have a flip phone. Now i have one of those slidey kind of phones. Jimmy yes, wait, like a a tmobile sidekick . It says kyocera on it. But yeah, its like that. Jimmy kyocera . Yeah its a car tiny phone. [ light laughter ] its a its very frustrating because its always, even though it has a lock on it, its always dialing people if i put it in my pocket anywhere, and then people are always saying you butt dialed me and im like, well, no, it wasnt my butt. It was my it was my chest or whatever this part of my body is. But i dont put my phone in my back pocket. Jimmy you didnt try an iphone at all . You wont . Oh well, i had one, i was in toronto recently and they ga jimmy thats nice. You dont have to pay for them. You can read like the first 20 pages of a lot of different books. [ laughter ] so, id be sitting in the restaurant there by myself, missing, you know, home, and so id go on the ibooks and get like, you know, the sun also [ light laughter ] jimmy if you do that, they recommend other books to you. Oh they would, yeah, they would recommend like hot novels, the sexy you know. But id just read the first 20 pages. I didnt have to feel guilty, because it was just the first 20 pages. Jimmy i remember when i was in high school, we had ms. Gallagher and she gave us the option to either read white fang or this book by danielle steel. Oh what . Jimmy and i dont know why, but that was the choices. In school . Jimmy yeah, in school. Yeah. Wow. Was. I dont know where i was. It was looked like school. It looked like a school, yeah. Jimmy i dont remember, you know. But i remember i was, like ill choose the danielle steel, id never heard of danielle steel. So i read it. Its fantastic book. Oh, yeah . [ light laughter ] so how many have you read now . Jimmy well, i dont know if i read any more after that, but this one was there, she got in car, terrible car accident, this girl. And so she had her face, was removed. So they had a face reconstructed, okay . But he also, was in the so theyre in the hospital. He doesnt remember who she is at all. Not like it would help, she has a new face. [ laughter ] but they still fell in love. [ audience aws ] that just shows that is, deep down underneath, its like a spiritual connection. Jimmy yeah, its a a spiritual, yeah. Weve actually did a Little Research and found you the promise, danielle steel. Oh, is this the book . Jimmy thats the book, and we ripped out all the pages. All you have is 20 pages. [ laughter and applause ] oh, thank you. I just, yeah. Thats really all im interested in. Jimmy we researched school. Youll enjoy the first 20 pages. Its fantastic. The promise, man. Jimmy buddy, tell me about Nocturnal Animals. What can we expect from you in, in this film . Well its funny, were talking about reading, cause its a movie about a woman who reads a book. Jimmy that is true. This woman is an art dealer in l. A. Played by amy adams and her [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy shes fantastic as well. Shes phenomenal. Jimmy everybodys great. And her exfiance, played by jake gyllenhaal, whos a a struggling writer. And years after they have parted company, he sends her his book in the mail and says, ive finally finished my book. I want you to read it. And that is kind of the premise of the movie. Jimmy yeah. And i play a character in the book. Jimmy i think youre a a fantastic actor. In fact, i want to show everyone how great you are thank you. Jimmy Nocturnal Animals, michael shannon, check this out. [ cheers and applause ] b you questioning me . Yeah, thats what were doing, aint it . You aint read me my rights. Arent you supposed to read them to me . I read you your rights, didnt i, tony . Mmhmm. I read you your rights. Jimmy thats how you do it right there. [ cheers and applause ] michael shannon, everybody see Nocturnal Animals in select theaters tomorrow, november 18th, music from Miranda Lambert when we return. Come on back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 . Screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy one moto z droid, get one 50 off. Only on verizon. . Mapping the oceans. Where we explore. 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Steady as a needle dropping on a vinyl neon singer with a jukebox title o . Thirty three, forty five seventy eight, when it hurts this good you gotta play it twice, another vice . . . All dressed up in a pretty black label sweet salvation on the dining room table . The numb meets the lonely its gone before it ever melts the ice . . Another vice another call another bed i shouldnt crawl out of . . At 7 am with shoes in my hand said i wouldnt do it but i did it again . . And i know ill be back . . Ill wear a towel like a Leather Jacket . . When the new wears off i dont even pack it . . If you need me ill be where my reputation dont proceed me . . Maybe im addicted another vice another town . . Where my past cant run me down . . Another life another call another bed i shouldnt crawl out of . . At 7 am with shoes in my hand said i wouldnt do it but i did it again . . And i know ill be gone tomorow night another vice . . . Standing at the sink looking at the mirror i dont know where i am . Well the only thing that i know how to find is another vice ooh another vice . . Oh another vice oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah . . Oh yeah another vice oh yeah another vice . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Miranda Lambert the weight of these wings is out now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Nicole Kidman, keith urban, michael shannon, Miranda Lambert once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Rebecca Romijn. From snl, comedian michael che. Featuring the 8g band with atom willard. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. Very good to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Hillary clinton made her first there had been a few times this past week when all i wanted to do is just to curl up with a good book or our dogs and never leave the house again. Oh, sure, now youre relatable. [ laughter ] a e has announced that theyre canceling the controversial show duck dynasty. On the bright side, were getting at least four whole seasons of dick dynasty. [ laughter ] Vice President elect mike pence was seen today was seen using a selfie stick while posing with a group of House Republicans. Of course, right after using the selfie stick pence had to go to confession. [ laughter and applause ] the harry potter spinoff fantastic beasts and where to find them came out today. Spoiler alert. Theyre in a gold tower. [ laughter and applause ] Donald TrumpsTransition Team still has not contacted the pentagon. Apparently, they cant find that shape on the phone. [ laughter ] im having no luck here. Ive called triangle like 50 times. [ laughter ] they keep putting me through to square. Square said he was circle. [ laughter ] to promote the new Movie Star Wars rogue one featuring a collectible helmet, because nothing says great car like a complimentary helmet. [ laughter ] a team of researchers has developed a new form of construction glass that will keep birds from flying into closed windows, and i have to say its pretty innovative. [ laughter ] as i mentioned, the House Republican twitter account posted a selfie of Vice President elect mike pence with today with the caption unified. Take a look at this photo. Wow. Wow. That means its time for eight jokes about mike pences selfie. [ laughter ] here we go [ cheers and applause ] lets get started. Heres how white that photo is. They took it in a dark room without a flash. [ laughter ] the caption on the photo is you want to be even more creeped out . This is a video. [ laughter ] they put that picture on instagram and it got 20,000 yikes. [ laughter ] halfway there, guys. [ light laughter ] that picture is so white, it got picked up for two seasons on amazon prime. [ laughter ] look at this. It looks like the black friday line outside williamssonoma. [ laughter ] thats the most white people in one photo since the duggar ladies and gentlemen, the cast and crew of frasier. [ laughter ] and finally, that was eight jokes about that photo. Yeah, give it up. [ cheers and applause ] give it up. Give it up for six of them. And finally, cspan has begun lifestreaming footage of the elevators at trump tower. Lets take a look. . Seth weve got a great show he is the star of the new film manchester by the sea. It truly is an incredible film. Hes one of our favorites here. Casey affleck is back on the show, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] shes one of the stars of tnts the librarians, Rebecca Romijn is joining us, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] and you know him from snl. Hes also got a new standup special on netflix. One of my favorites, guys. Michael che is joining us tonight to talk about his special michael che matters. Before we get to all that, delicate things and in the end, history remembers the presidency far more than the transition. But were starting to get signals from trump takeover about how hell govern. For more on this its time for a closer look. . [ cheers and applause ] seth now, no one expects any actual cabinet picks this early in the process, but reports about the inner workings of the transition have not been great. Trump transition in turmoil. The president elects team plagued by infighting. Donald trumps Transition Team. Disarray, turmoil, infighting. This is not going smoothly. One trump adviser says its like game of thrones. Seth thats right. Its like game of thrones. In other words, we are now way past the part that the original author had in mind. [ laughter and applause ] one of the most one of the first and most important responsibilities of a president elect is to communicate with foreign heads of state, especially allies. Calls seems to be a difficult task for the trump team right now. As the New York Times reported, foreign leaders didnt know how to get in touch with trump and American Allies were blindly dialing into trump tower to try to reach the soon to be leader of the free world. And knowing trump, hes probably charging them for the phone calls. Are you looking to talk to the leader of the free world . [ laughter ] because hes dying to talk to you. [ laughter ] only 2. 99 for the first minute im donald trump, and i approve this message. [ laughter ] seth in fact, true story. True story. The Prime Minister of australia, a close u. S. Ally, was only able to get in touch with trump after the australian ambassador to the United States got trumps personal phone number from australian golfer and trump friend, greg norman. So u. S. Diplomacy is currently being conducted through professional golfers. [ light laughter ] is this what you had in mind, disenfranchised workingclass voters . [ laughter ] so in order for the Prime Minister of australia to talk to our next president , he had to say, this sounds like a job for the shark. [ laughter ] now, trump has said hell schedule meetings with foreign leaders soon, specifically theresa may, the Prime Minister of britain. Arguably americas most important ally. But even those encounters might be awkward. British politician nigel farraj seen here with trump in what appears to be scrooge mcducks panic room . Chaperone at that meeting. Ive got to say, come and schmooze, theresa. Dont touch her, for goodness sake. [ laughing ] if he does, only in an affectionate way. Well, if it comes to it, i could be there as a responsible adult, couldnt i . Make sure everythings okay. Seth ha, ha, ha, ha. Worry not, however. Him taking hold of her shall we say, london underground. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Assault. [ laughter ] you can see the entire donald trumptheresa may meeting reenacted in the critically acclaimed series downton grabby. [ laughter ] now, trump has apparently already spoken with may and according to a leaked transcript reported by the guardian newspaper, trump told her, quote, if you travel to the u. S. You should let me know. You think shes just going to shes the Prime Minister. Shes not kramer. [ laughter ] uh. [ laughter ] hello, governor so whats trump doing instead of overseeing a smooth transition . Well, theres this odd story from a reporter covering trump. The reporter said he saw a professional skateboarder, billy rowan, in the lobby of trumps building on wednesday. Rowan said he met with trump earlier today and came away impressed. Rowan claimed he told trump to spread peace by building skate parks around the world. He said trump was receptive to the idea. Tr did trump and his 10yearold son barron freaky friday when we werent looking . [ laughter ] but the source of most of the turmoil inside the trump team seems to be infighting over positions and appointments and a slew of firings of people who were supposed to be running the Transition Team. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was supposed to have been in charge, but he was pushed aside after the election by trump soninlaw jared kushner. Which might have something to do with the fact that christie sent kushners father to jail. To be rubbing trump allies the wrong way with a hand in purging the Transition Team of people connected to new Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Back in 2004 christie, then a u. S. Attorney in new jersey, prosecuted kushners father charles, a billionaire real estate development. Charles kushner was accused of Illegal Campaign con