26 ica albradlewhitford d or takei, featurinjo batiste and stay human. And ew sullivan r ortys stepn er . . . An welcome to the latehow. Ple a seat welcome to thlaho iur hos stephen colbert. The first president ial debatis mond, ptber 26. We here at the lateho wil bu its going to be fun, itslof cheers andlause byebye piano riff say hi to the somali pirates f us laughter now, officially, it wasnt a debate. Hillary clinton was interviewed for the first half hour, and trump for the second. And in her half, she accused trump of lying aboosin the iraq war, and then later ump fired back. Clinton say that i was not against the war in iraq. I s totallagainst the war in iraq. From a you can looat esquire magazine from 04. You can look at before that. Stephen now, we did look before that, andre areudio recordings of him saying he did pretty damning recordings of Everything Else he has ever said. laughter but the biggest question of the night how thcandidates you said thiswere going to convene my top generals, and theyill have 30 days to submit a plan for soundly and quily feing is. So is the plan youve been hiding this whole time, asking someone else for their plan . No. But when i do come up with a plan that i like and that rhapagrees with mine, or maybe doesnt, i may love wh the generals come back with, i will convene but you have your own plan . Be, dont want to look, i have a vy subsntial chance of winning mam again. Were gonna make America Great ain. Stephen just to recap, he has a plan he hasnt come up with, but if the generals bring hia plan that is similar to the plan he doesnt have, he may go with that plan, which he nt tell us about because its a secret plan that he does not have make America Great again. cheers and applause did i miss anything . Sphen did i miss anything . You nailed it. Stephen is it all there . Yeah. Stephen is it all of it . I think that might have covered all of it. But since last night was not technicalla , theres no real winner. T many have declared a loser matt lauer. The subject was ti security, and the today show host w an vious choice for moderator. Here he is, weighing in on military intvention in syria. Last night, twittore him a new tweet hole with critms ng, matt lauers intervws of clinton and trump were a complete disgrace to journalism. Which i think is unfair. Come on. A complete disto journalism would be matt ler dressing up as paris hilton. laughter although, once again, paris has more Foreign Policy experience. laht many critics slammed lauer for askingilry clinton the same question over and over again could you hur it up already . Now wait, let me finish. This is an important issue a i know were on tv and we dont ve of time. Want to get to a lot of questions. Ill ta quickly. Imng to t to that subject in just a minute. Cretarcl as brieflys you can. But i just want to say just one additionalng. Ive got 30 seconds left. Stephen sorry, secretary clinton, Foreign Policy is like pizza delivery you cant get your plan out 0 sends les laught anast t werplauding russia inding rae fothosof youeeping at and if last nights forum made you think about voting for a third rt you mightt to rethink that thinking, because this morning, libertarian pridential can johnston was on the msnbc and he a lile tuble ansring a basic question a about . Aleppo. Wt is aleppo . Yourki aleis isyria. Its the epicenter of the ree cris. Okay. Got it, got it. Stephen got it got it. Aleppo. Aleppo. Thought you said a leop i was like, what would about a leopard . Prp obably run away from it. But lets talk about the syrian town of alpo obviously, thats where they make dog fo. Next queion, please. laer that is embarrassing i havent seen someone go blank like that since i was asked, who is gary johnson . Jon whoa, whoa applause piano riff tephen ive interviewed him four times. Seriously, who is gary johnson . laughter i am starting to get the feeling that guy might not w the with pole n eg wildlife rlast yea mberhat . Okayso wellhes headedo co and it sounds ke he has a good lawyer because thee fiti for his right to dress ke a cowboy at hal. Yeah, why shouldnt hee to dress like a cowboy . I mean, for petes sake, the judge gets to wear a cool wizards robe aguty . 5 expecto laughter according to his lawyer, if bundy cant dress like a cowboy, heont seem authentic and the jury wont believe. Yeah. Same way John Wayne Gacy never wouldve been convicted if he showed up to court wearing the be allowed to go to cour dressed like a cowboy, just so long as his defense team is made up of a construction worker, an indian, a cop, s, and a biker. All right . cheers and applae hell yeah. I mixed that up. I havent beena weddg in a while. laughter this is easily the biggest legal battle ovewesterwear since our drummer joe saylor won the ughter jazz cowy plau jazz cowboy jazzowy boy e cattle rustlers is coming to town you gotta fight them off with syncopation . . . . Jazz cowboy jazz cowboy . Jazz cowboy hyah . Wevgoa eat show tonight. Jessica alba is here. And, when we r i wl be talking about a man i like to call donald trump. 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Elf with a gun dont let pocians take away your right to own gu eers a ae band playing stephenhey, everybody say to jon batiste and sta human hey, let me you fos here. Any of you go Ru University . One guy . laughter yomories. D you lyhodntorget them, because theyll con handy the lawsuit comes. Vestigr fraud. Omts there were so ny comaint flid and keep in mind, their st ence ah, g now, attorney general bondi has nied that her offices decision not to jo t lawsuit against trump univty h anything to do with the money. And i am sure it also had thing to do with the fact that trumheld a fundraiser for her ght ter she dropped the investigation. Soonthings for sure pam bondi is the only person in the world, ever to make money from audice reacts yeah, dont awwyet, theres moe y. uger that origillownethe acto t tampa bay are bui dit wtoivupth fight with a fily of krina vis. But y, everyone hates kain lahter peape worsdeta for rom mastetank. 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Com . That had to have been taken by a who did you take that from . Please be honest. Luckily, it wasnt an adult site, but there was someone who s just sitting on it and waiting for someone to buy it. Stephen they were, like, its jessi alba they didnt know it was me, at first. Stephen uhhuh. I dont know if thguev knew it was me. Stehe kws now. It was not cheap,y e way. Stephen you could afford it now. Steen i just put a billion s ont right now. Iabouto make it a 2 billi company by the end of this interview, you just pl your cards right. Ery stephen u aig mogul, okay youre a c. P. G. Mogul, oka does that affect the kind of decimaket nd of movies you want to do . Because yo stillaking films, right . A global scale and a tentpolea. Steph what ia tentole anchise . Like a ccuvi mult it reachele demographics and its kindf amoe world. Stephen does business just n understanding of how businesses maet little conversation weve had now. You know, i weirdly always appredolwood as a business, but now i have an actual business, is that stephen t youre the product, as an actress, constantly selling yourself. Thats true. laughter stephen yeah. For me, as an actress, in movies, i was never control of the distribu, the rketing, the final cut, the edit, so so much of my life reallyas in so it was quite trating to tr bebeuse i like t control things so to try to control my destiny as an actress. Stephen lets talk aut the things youre controllno in products, i can control other things. Products. Yeah, wjust lnched a beauty line called honest beauty. Were in ulta beauty stores. Stephen what do we have . Sea salt spray. Stephen tasty . No, no, donput it in your mouth want some . Come on, i had some. No,o stephen tastes like sea salt. Theres himalayian sea salt in there. Yes. Stephen so its honest. Theres nothing harmful. Its theest mpany. No, no, no, not allowed to do that. Stephen put this on popcorn. Not no Stephen Jessica alba says you can put it on popcorn. N no stays with you. hter okay. What is this rht here . These are a new line of diapers. We did a ttle limited Edition Collection of diapers. There are bipartisan diapers. Yoknow, there is so much int e wo stephen they have donkey d hants tm. Steen isnt that sweet . You kno babies dont se blue ored, colors, race, all they do ise. Stephen youve given them a symbol of oudemocracy for em to poop on. Applause touche stephen one of our producers actually uses these. I mean, not him, hiss use these. Heays theyre really great. Theyll holding hands. A lot of people want us to make them in your size. laughter not you, but, you know, big size. Stephen you ta about keeping that on the q. T. Stephen theyre holding hands. Hey are. Steph because thest loveach other. laughter sphen not because theyre about to jump off the cliff together . Maybe so. Stephen well, listen, im alyseeng a little bit of help up top. A little volume . 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Please welcome our friend, Bradley Whitford band playing cheers and applause wow this is a big theater you ha here. Stephen isnt it a beautiful theater . The ed sullivan theater. Very lucky to be here. Yes. Stephen i may be volumized but you are really out distinguishing me tonight. It turned white when trump got the nomination. Stephen all over . All over. applse stephen youre like Anderson Cooper head to toe. Yeah, yeah. Since our the Closing Night Party of the colbert report. Which was amazing. Stephen you came and sang with everybody at the thing. It was when franco was going stephen with the koreans trying to kill him and everything. Io out there and i notice weird security people, and then i alized this is henry kissinger, and i was standing ght next to james franco, and at any moment. Two guys who th caused huge trouble in southeast asia. Yes, in different ways. Stephen exactly. Now, at the afterparty, you may not be aware of this, but there were a lot of photos taken with you and some of the talented young women who worked for my show. Yes. Stephand heres the thing, this is what they remember most oh, n stephen other than the fact you are unbelievably charming and they love taing to you i want to get the quote right your eggs, its more affordae than you may think. Im going to give you an opportunity to respond to yourself. What was behind this one, brad whit . I think these wom often come up to me and talk about their infertility issues. laughter and i think i stand behind that good to know. Besides being somebody who was on the west wing for many years, people cheers and applause you were involved in politics. You care about politics. People come up to you and say, you should run . They do. Which is strange. My standard answer is i ha no desire to act that much. laughter because ive seen that up close, and its tough. Stephen ive seen it up close, too. Yeah. Stephen yeah. This is a very re stephen it is, yeah. Fascinating. Stephen the chinese aphorism may you live in interting times. Yes, because you go out on a talk show and your publicist says, dont talk about politics too much, and i think shes right, i think actors should not express their political views in public. I think we need to leave it to laughter dont you think so . Stephen i totally agree. This is an astonishing election to me. Im sorry to be partisan. Stephen no, dont be sorry can i be a little partisan . Stephen do you have another option no. applause no, im a huge hillary fan from way back. cheers and applause stephen are you pausing . Im pausing. Im a performer. Stephen okay. Her mivatio as long as ive known her, is to get healthcare for peoe, get healthca for children. Thats what she spent her life doing. The other guy has spent his life acmulating money on bankruptcies, and i just have to say one more thing my publicist is going to be really upset stephen is she back stage now, opening a vein . I just have to say, this is somebody who says that the president of the United States was not born he, whi is un american stephen all these things he doesnt know. Thats unamerican and its racist i have to say. cheers and applause with a big r ste your publicist just enrolled in a convent. laught t tephen but a clip here that faeali with a mothers cancer. Yes stephen and yet its a comedy well, it ishere are very, . 2 very funny moments. The are ry difficult moments. What i loved about this movie is a guy named chris kelly, whos the head writer now at saturday and its have been through losing my parents, and i just thought this was the most hone