Photo courtesy of Louise Matsakis I have a group chat with two friends that is heavily dedicated to our hatred of the Honeywell HCM350W Germ Free Cool Mist Humidifier. Our discovery of our mutual distaste for this appliance was accompanied by the realization that we are not the only people who are this upset about it. The Honeywell humidifier is such a common and discarded appliance, itâs a common sight on Brooklyn sidewalks, where people leave items because they want to give them away or because they are literal garbage. Photo courtesy of Adrianne Jeffries Despite its nightmarish qualities, the Honeywell continues to be popular, probably because Wirecutter has recommended it for several years now with the claim that it is âsimple, quiet, effective, and easier to clean than any other option.â None of these claims are true, in my experience. I hear the roar of this thing in my goddamn dreams. Cleaning it is one of my most hated chores because itâs difficult, time consuming, and never gets entirely clean. I wouldnât call it effective because itâs often hard to say that itâs actually doing anything, and it is only simple in the sense that a loaded gun is simple. I understand how it works, that doesnât mean I want one in my apartment.