The Guardian? What in the world? I had previously thought — that they thought — that babies were bad for the environment, an anthopogenic bio-weapon that would destroy the planet. I mean, think of the outsized carbon footprint the wee ones would wield were their number to increase! Also, the little ones are known among the smart set as being a roadblock to feminine empowerment, which is a damning indictment of their pernicious habit of deliberately interfering with career advancement. That’s two strikes against the tykes. Of course, any reasonable person, such as yours truly, expects The Guardian to deliver strike three to the