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WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live January 18, 2018

With the top down, playing a harmonica as a do when i drive. [ laughter ] and i pull up, im driving, i pull up to stoplight and im noodling away and cop on a motorcycle behind me screams, put that down right now startled me. I go my harmonica. He goes put it down. Both hands on the wheel. I go really . He goes really. And he roars off. And i immediately went right back to playing the harmonica. But listen i know youre the police but theres no reason to scream, its rude. Who knew it was illegal to play a marmol harmonica while youre driving. Anyway, the point is i drove to work with the top down. Thats how warm it was this winter storm inga is wiping her body all over everybody across the country, the safest thing to do is can stay in and eat swedish meet balls. This is roads in georgia. Captured by a motorist who didnt have both hands on the wheel. See him sliding . Got to be careful on this ice. Everybodys sliding. Got a 4 by 4, that ford. Its so cold out here. [ laughter ] shaq announcer. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wait. This just in. Theres no cookies left in the world. Shaq is now killing muppets just to stay warm. Saturday as you may know will mark one Year Anniversary of President Trumps first year in office. Hes wrapping up on a bit of a low note according to gallop the company that does polls donald trump has 39 still seems high to me two out of five mernameri. Are are going gate job youre nailing it. A muslim social president in kenya left office with Approval Rating of 58 so on the bright side President Trump did magically grow an inch lose 30 points for his physical yesterday. His approval may be low but coron airy score so high that dr. Gupta believes he has Heart Disease and in response President Trump had dr. Gupta deported by ice. Calcium score over 100 indicates high risk of Heart Disease in five years trumps number is 133. But his doctor says hes in excellent health. Claim hes passed a cognitive test with flying colors, all of them orange. They did this test trump answered 30 out of 30 questions can. The white house said it was the greatest 30 for 30 since the o. J. Documentary. The president was quiet on twitter only tweeted once this morning this was the tweet, eric trump, on fox and friends, now. Eric was on fox and friends this morning where he joined the chore us of those who are insisting his father isnt the slightest bit racist at all. Your dad in the meeting said some things about race, people calling him racist i know you dont agree anything you can bring to this conversation thats important. My father sees one color, green. Th cares about, the economy. Hes the least racist person ive ever met in my entire life. Whose the most racist . How long do you think he stared himself in the mirror practicing that my father cares about one color green line. He cares about money not people. Meanwhile steve bannon remember him, made a deal with special counsel in the russia investigation where he is not expected to claim executive privilege as he did with members of congress, hes reportedly to spill the beans not on donald trump but a giant can of costco beans on his shirt bannon was on capitol hill meeting with the Intelligence Committee his hair is styled, got a nice jacket, its almost as someones been calling him sloppy past week or two. Another trouble for donald trump. Republican senator from arizona condemned trumps attack on the press comparing the president to stalin, i dont know, stalin had much thicker h that feels unfair to me. Flake didnt hold back called the president rep rehencible and accused him of inspiring dictators around the world and then voted with him on every major issue. Its what you call flake news. Speaking of fake news today is the day president promised to hand out most corrupt media awards its funny because its ridiculous but dangerous. Trump continues to complain that the coverage by the main stream negative is negative thats true of course, when you cover a train wreck you dont give equal time to the train. [ laughter ] so his goal is to discredit the integrity of every media outlet that isnt fox and friends. His primary target is cnn so here live via satellite to are accept the donald trump dishonest and corrupt fake news for 2018 lead cnn commentator mr. Wolf blitzer. [ cheers and applause ] i have so many people to acknowledge. First the fake news writer whos tirelessly made up brilliant [ bleep ] all year long. Okay. Want to thank the special effects team made it look like the president threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans and most importantly this. This is why people dont trust the news, this man is not wolf blitzer this man is my father and dad i dont know what youre up to but President Trump is right the news is fake, youre a fake wolf blitzer. Whoever said i was wolf blitzer. You did. No you said i was wolf blitzer. Dad you turns your garage into a situation room. Thats not normal. Thats fake. The president didnt even hand out the fake news awards today everything about this is fake. Is anybody hungry, i made mini muffins. Its rachael maddow. No thats mother, thats mom. Not tonight it isnt. Come on rachael lets go home and howel at the wolves. Whooo. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Theyre boo bored. Smiles you have to get them out of the house. Were going to take a break. You must come back. We uncovered what could be the biggest story of the year, the donald trump and adult film star Stormy Daniels video is next. Stick around well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] take a deeeep breath in. And. Exhale. Aflac and a gentle wavelike motion. Liberate your spine. Aflac and reach, toes blossoming. Not that great at yoga ya but when i slipped a disc, he paid my claim in just one day. So he had your back . Yup in just one day, we process, approve and pay. One day pay. 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I dont know you heard about this but last night in mitch much a handful of people looking up at the sky instead of down at their phone saw a sudden and cosmic event take place. Southeastern lit up with a light f and a noise we cant hear. Initially reports said it was a meteor, turns out it was spaceship returning kid rock to his home placnet. But dont worry hes okay. Meanwhile we have an update often wall street journal story that adult film star was paid by donald trump 130,000 to shut her up, it would be amazing he actually paid someone as promised. In 2006 donald trump was married to melania, she just had baron and he knew stormy, they were there in lake tahoe may know her from good will humping not a joke. So anyway in 2011 she did an interview with in touch magazine detailing this supposed sexual encounter with trump and of course everyones denying anything happened. There were details that said they did it in the hotel room and guy keithched over them and friend another adult film actress meghan evan was on the kelly show, among other things he said trump said this. Come hang out withus, come have fun, lets party. See why cant he reach out to the democrats like this that would be come hang out with us, come have fun. The lets party party is the party we need. Anyway trumps lawyer today issued another denial but when asked wouldnt specifically deny they paid her the money. Weve been conducting our own investigation looking at hundreds of thousands of explicit videos since i turned 15 we found one that confirms une kwificily not only did donald trump have a encounter with Stormy Daniels, they made a movie together too. Hello. Who is this . Donald, donald trump . You want to do what . Ha, ha. Oh, hang on, sounds likes theres a tiny hand knocking at my door. I wonder who this is. Guess hey stormy. Oh, donald. So fast. Im probably the fastest youve ever had in your life. Lets go. Coming in hot. Who is this . Eric. This is my stupid son, eric. Eric what did i tell you about not being around during daddys did dirty time. Im daddys caddy. Now, get in the closet. Yay now, where were we . Oh, yeah. Oh. Daddy, can i have some peanut m ms. Shut the hell up, eric, idiot. Lets take it to the bed. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tr tremendous. Oh, its gonna be so good. Here we go. This is gonna be great. So great. Im so classy, so classy. Stormy. Oh. Thats not mommy. Oh, thats so erotic. Thats not other mommy either. Now im gonna d sex to you okay. Okay. And a one and a two and a done. Wow. That was far and away thetest s. That i can tell you. Cheese burger . Where did that come from . Dont worry about it. Can i go home now. Shut up, eric oh, so good. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Dont know thats too late to get that nominated for on oscar, wow. I think we all need a break. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight, from her show called another period, which returns to Comedy Central on tuesday, Natasha Leggero is here. Then his playlist is called i met you when i was 18, lauv from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night adam levine will be here, jason jones will join us, and well have music from maroon 5. So please be here for all that. Our first guest served six seasons, and two terms as us president fitzgerald grant, who during his time in office survived an assassination attempt, he carried on several affairs and murdered a Supreme Court justice, he got a lot done, people. And carried on several affairs. The final season of scandal returns to abc tomorrow night at 9. Please welcome tony goldwyn. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . Im doing great. Jimmy did you work today were you shooting today. I did i was shooting, i was directing this morning. Jimmy oh, you were. Yeah were doing a cross over episode of scandal and how to get away with murder. Jimmy oh, youre directing it. Yeah i am directing it. With carrie and vialo this morning. Jimmy thats exciting. How many episodes are left of the show . Lets see. Well, gosh whats left to hair. Jimmy well whats left to shoot. Left to shoot is i think, six more. Jimmy okay. So there will be a murder in one of them. We now know. Otherwise why would you cross over with get away with murder. You didnt hear that here. Jimmy seems your face may have given that away. Might have. Jimmy with those few episodes left do you know whats going to happen at the end. Not a clue. Jimmy not a idea. We never know anything until we sit together. Jimmy first time you learn each episode is when you are in a group. Yeah its the best its table read like a huge party. Were always surprised. Jimmy sometimes at the party one of the cast members finds out theyre being killed off. We have a great boss so youre going to die you a private meeting with shawna. She they say come see shawna youre like oh, no. Why ha jimmy have you had one of those oh, no meetings with shonda. No i havent. Josh had a habit we found annoying soon as the script landed on the table he would turn immediately to the last page were like you cant do that, josh. So one day shonda wrote that joshs character died and put that only in his script. Of course he turned the page and hes like. Jimmy is josh the cast member you will miss least from the show. Oh, i would never say that. Ill miss josh a lot. Jimmy you guys are very close. We are. Jimmy seems like you stayed close over the years. You would always gather and watch the show together and would always tweet at each other during the show. I was looking on instagram. You went on vacation with bellame young. Mand daughter so no gossip there. My daughter tess and i went to peru and bellaminh a and i crossed pass. Jimmy was puru great . Its fantastic, an incredible country. Went to the sacred valley and, many achu pichu just mind blowing. Jimmy isnt it funny you say amazon i immediately think of ordering things in the middle of the night, oh, yeah theres a jungle also. Exactly. Jimmy you climbed the mountain. So we climbed the mountain that was fun and went to an extraordinary lake that has indigenous societies, lake titikaka. Jimmy the audience is very juveni juvenile. Y guys, really. Jimmy did people recognize you. We went to a Mountain Village i have incredible weavings and traditional culture all i could barely speak spanish, no english was spoken, we were deep in the culture, the way its been for centuries, and the woman who was showing us her weavings suddenly said, youre the president and turned out she was a mad scandal fan so she made us put on the cergarb. So this is the woman who recognized you guys. Thats my daughter and a young lady who wander into the picture. Jimmy shes not wearing anything ceremonial. No shes not. Jimmy so she told you this was ceremonial outfit. This is how peruvian men dressed. Jimmy and is it true or was this a prank. Not once. Jimmy and also you posted another picture im happy about. Youre a foodie, right. Jimmy yeah. Theres a restaurant in lima fourth greatest in the world. Theres a great young chef. This is deep fried piranha skin. Jimmy wow. What he does, theres apparently 38 eco systems in peru, he has a dish from each, its a multiple course meal. Its amazing. These are actually frozen piranha heads, the food is actually the stuff without teeth. Jimmy but to make it more exciting he keeps the heads, so you dont eat the heads. No you dont you could lick them anyway. Jimmy you could lick the heads, wow this sounds like a great trip, you can lick pier anan piranha heads. So none of this was edible. You know jimmy i didnt try it. This is the food part. Jimmy is it a good thing when you dont know which one is the food. Wow thats great. Jimmy i love the idea of eating piranha, i feel its like taking back the night in a way, oh, really you think youre gonna get those teeth what was that james bond movie the guy gets eaten by piranhas. Jimmy right. I dont remember which it is. Our producer ken is such a big james bond fan, what we just witnessed the single most exciting moment of his life right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right were going to take a break. Tony goldwyn is here only six episodes left. Well be right back. Ng across te globe. With office 365, we can all stay connected, from vietnam, to boston, to new york. Now with whiteboard, we can all Work Together at the same time. And 3d in powerpoint shows clients exactly what our cards look like. Yeah, having everyone working together on the new teams app is really awesome. Seeing all these people react to our cards . Thats what makes it all worth it. with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body, no two of us are alike. 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