Want to thank everybody for watching. Than and circumstance. Welcome to our special post state of the union. Could definitely describe Donald Trumps junk perfectly if she ever had to and at long last, she has to. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i was thinking about this today. Remember it was a big scandal if the president snuck aarette while his wife was busy dgiin t a lot of emails about tonights guests, turns out i know a lot of perverts. Not everyone is enthusiastic. In fact a conservative commentator,i guess thats a job, was on the view talking about this, and insinuated this booking isnt fair to reblicans what bothers me in this platform, you know monica luewinski who is going to interview her her life was ruined by the affair with the president. Jimmy kimmel has to have her on the show if he expects us to take it seriously. Thats an excellent point and shes right. This is another example of the bias liberal media refusing to have people like Monica Lewinksi on their show. Monica lewinksi, everybody. That was only one time. Only once. Monica lewinksi. Okay. So i had her on twice. Where did she go after that. She disappeared. Please welcome miss personality Monica Lewinksi. Why do i look more like Monica Lewinksi than Monica Lewinksi. So put that in your se cup and smoke it [ cheers and applause ] one of the hot topics tomorrow morning. I know Trump Supporters are upset booking Stormy Daniels they say its disrespect to the president. I get it. But lets jump in a time machine to october 2016 to the president ial debate st. Louis, missouri when then candidate donald trump showed up. Three women a kuccused him of inappropriate behavior and they sat them in the high line of hillary clinton. For those saying its disrespectful for me to have superStormy Daniels on the show i give you schint a. Whether you like it or not. Stormy is here. Early from capital hill President Trump delivered First Official state of the Union Address and of course did things differently this year as is trumps want. Starting at the top. The sergeant in arms traditionally innovative deutral traditionally introduces the president of the United States. Mr. Speaker. Mr. Vice president. Members of the congress. Little marco. Jeff flakey and dickey dave and little pocahontas to name a few, the commanderinchief, ceo of Trump International casino hotels, owner of the exquisite mara lago resort, the most stable genius in the history of the world, his excellencecy, he of most enormous hands, president of the United States and like, really smart person, donald j. Trump [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the theme for tonights speech was safe, strong and proud. I guess they felt it was bet erp than loud, orange and out of control. Why is there a theme. Tsd state of the union not a home coming dance. This comes at a difficult time for the president , his Approval Rating ibelow 40 before the episode of this is us. He spokes on trade, immigration, Foreign Policy and promised to move on infrastructure like a bitch. That should be good. Number of democrats brought immigrants to the speech, not just democrats, the president brought an immigrant as his guest too. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course theres been a lot of speculation this week. Even some report thats melanias unhappy with trump since the Stormy Daniels story broke. She cancelled the trip to join him last weekend if theres any question about her enthusiasm for her husband she put those rumors to rest tonight. [ applause ] that was melania wearing a tasteful white pant suit in tribute to the president she voted for. And [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the mayor of san juan was in attendance, like the bachelor who hated the contestants together in the same room they look like they ate a bag of expired batteries. As is the case there was a lot of standing ovation. More forced applause than kim jongun Birthday Party. For the most pasht the president had a lot of friends in the house. The new tide of optimism is already sweeping across the land each day were with a righteous vision to make America Great again for all americans. [ cheers and applause ] thats nice. Say what you want hes a very supportive husband. Trump is very low key. I think they slipped a xanax in his cheese burger before the speech. He said he has elimb napted more regulations in his eliminated more regulations in his first year than any administration in history. And bragged about the tax cuts. Bragged about golf channel when tiger woods was back. Fwrz had he he mentioned that. The crowd ate it up. Africanamerican unemployment stands at the lowest rate ever recorded. [ cheers and applause ] look at all those smiling faces. Thats what its all about. Right there. Donald trump taking credit for low unemployment among black people is like Ryan Seacrest taking credit for the new year. Look the ball went up. I did it again. Trump for the most part stuck to the script. Didnt do a lot of ad libing. He stuck to the tele prompter instead. So lets begin tonight by recognizing that the state of our union is strong. Because our people are strong. [ applause ] since the election we have create 2. 4 million new jobs. Just as i promised the American People from this podium eleven months ago we enacted the biggest tax cuts and reforms in american hisry [ applause ] oh, look at that. [ cheers and funny that the pre stuck to that tele prompter, maybe im remembering this wrong i thought he was against teleprompters. Im not reading teleprompters, not easy. Not easy. I dont believe in teleprompters, although it is very easy would i like to read a speech for half hour and just leave. Isnt it better when we dont have these hatsng tonight . Teleprompters. E dont want tele i dont need teleprompts all memories and its called other things. Its called other things id be able to remember if i were using the teleprompter but im not. So i cant. All right. Were going to take a break. Stormy daniels is here. We have something vy serious when we come back. Right back with that. Gfor. S one for you, and one announcer Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live brought to you by your backup singer. Your frenemy your boo your roomie so one phone f you and o onfor someone in your squa buy an iphone 8 and get a second iphone 8 on us. with 33 individual vertebrae in the human body, no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. The perfect position seat life made more effortless in the lincoln cnental. so naturally not all pet food is either. 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If only harry used some. Bounce, to dry. He would be a less wrinkly, winning guy. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea heres pepto bismol ah. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. As you know this is a comedy show and sure enough moments from now well chat with a adult movie star who is roreported to have had an affair with our president. And that will be funny. First i want toet serious. Americans are focused on the future and we have to deal with daca, there are 700,000 dreamers, young adults brought to this country as children and many could face deportation if daca is not renewed the deadline is march 5th and it doesnt happen a lot of people who lived here since they were babies could be deported. A vast majority of americans, in the neighborhood of 87 amicans support daca but all of a sudden a polarizing issue has become a bargaining chip for the wall he wants to build. We fou that do not support daca and i introduced them to a real family whose future relies on it, weht them f heres how it went. Im jimmy. Hi jimmy. Nice meeting you. Niceo. You told me youre die hard conservative republican. Thats correct. All your life. All my life. You support daca . No i do not. Tell me why. Well because their parents made a mistake of blatantly circumvent the rule of law. Do you believe someone who came to the United States as i baby, is now an adult should be sent back to wherever they came from . I look at it this way if theyre an adult and know they are here illegally they can do as much as they can on their part to get legal. At that point theres no excuse. If youre in this country illegally, you need to be deported and take the skills home, come here legally. Im not responsible bringing them here,i want every single dreamer deported i want to start deporting dreamers even before ms 13. Can i ask you a question. Huh . You dont play santa at the mall do you . Nah nah. I would focus on criminal aliens. If they had no criminal record you wouldnt send them back. You support daca you just dont realize it. Were not trying to stop them from coming over here, we want them to stand in line. I want you to meet somebody come with me please. Come on lets go inside. So, this is, esmeralda and her daughter rose. She came here how old were you when you came to this country . I was two. You were two years old. Parents brought you from where . Mexico city. From mexico city. You have a baby now. Yes. And you are a daca recipient. You signed up. Did a background check. Yes. You were finger printed. You have a job . Yes. You pay taxes . Yes. You go to Nursing School . Yes. How many of you think it would be right for esmeralda to be sent back to a country that shes never known. Well i dont think it would be right but would be legal for her to go back to mexico and then apply like everybody else. I did it myself. I am proud of legal immigration. Okay thats a fair point. I think its a very fair point. Id like you to meet somebody else if we could. Michael, come on in. So michael, have a seat right there. If you would. So michael is her fiance. And roses dad. Tell us about yourself, michael. Im born and raised in kansas, deep down many beautiful country. I grew up really strong conservative. I work in the max prison. My parttime job im a United States soldier for the Army National guard. And michael is being deployed soon over seas. Which leaves his fiance and his daughter behind. Which means his fiance could be sent back to mexico while hes over seas. So do you think a man who serving this country who is an active member of the military do you think he should be treated like this. First off the little girl cannot be deported i think she needs to go back to her own country and work on her own country. If she wants to come over legally its his responsibility to figure out how to get back here. As a former veteran you dont feel a fellow military man first she can go back and come back legally. You know she would have to take up to ten years to come back. I would get an immigration attorney. We do have one. Thats what the immigration attorney told you. What you said. We can agree to disagree but i know you can concur we live in a most loving and compassionate and exceptional country. No i dont agree with that. I think this country has be become cruel. I mean look at this woman and her husband who is in the military [ overlapping speakers ] where is the compassion. Lets let michael speak. He has something he wants to say. What people dont realize the process is hard, its brutal. Were going through it. We as a family has paid so much money toake sure everything is documented and right. What a lot of people like to focus on is what has happened. But the people who are doing everything rig, trying to go through the process best a they can, financially, skipping bills, even just to get documents right, going without water. Electricity. There was a young man who was 22 years old at uc irvine and i spoke to him calmly and said youre here avrillegally this i not your country. Trying to imagine you as a little boy i think he can. Moment she came over the border illegal. Okay. In violation of the constitution. No matter how it is. She did nothing wrong. She was a baby. You say you work, right and you pay taxes but you dont have a Social Security card . Yes, i do. If you have daca can i speak if you receive daca which is unconstitutional. If you receive daca you get Social Security granted by the government with my name and says dhs authorization and you have to get your biometrics done to get a work permit and that work permit expires every two years. Every two years. Have you been i didnt have Health Insurance for 18. Im an american citizen i didnt have Health Insurance and i lost my eye. Options for her a available i do not think she will be deported. I do hope your right. Between the two of them you think they should just get married right. Thats a pathway to citizenship that is already available. You would make an exception. So we had one defector in the group. Yes . Yes. No, no, look, im not a defector. I stand strong against daca. Except for in this case. In this case, yes. Youre a defector. But i love you. Its okay. All right. Well there you go. We got one of them. Come sit over here with us. Oh, no i dont want to get in any trouble. Look how cute that kid is. We made almost no progress but id like to thank everybody for spending their morning. What about the rest of them. Deport the other 700,000. All right. Come from san over here [ cheers and applause ] i hope they get it figured out. Jimmy tonight on the show, Stormy Daniels is here. We have music from elise trouw. And well be right back with kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] dicky vo portions of jimmy kimmel liveare brought to you by febreze the answer is sim. Americans make America Great. You are the lifeblood of the nation. And your rights as americans must be safeguarded. Theres only one solution to keep our country great. A new tradition. Participate today and nothin will make you more prouder than when your boy looks up at you and says, dad, i wanna purge too. E fi this film is not yet rated. You guys didnt see state of the union it was boring. I dont know what i expect would happen like hes going to hit wiback like it could used to . Neutrogena hydro boost water gel. With hyaluronic acid it plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. For supple, hydrated skin. Hydro boost. From neutrogena its not just something we say when you arrive. The warmth of an irish welcome stays with you long after you leave. So come on over. Well give you the inside track. And let you into some Little Secrets that will take you back through history, bring our landscapes to life, and make your evenings last longer. Welcome to ireland. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Tonight on the show, the winter storm that is pounding washington the one and only Stormy Daniels is here. Guillermo, is there anything you want to ask stormy . Yeah id like to ask two question. Jimmy okay what are they. One if she thinks donald trump is going to do eight years as a president. [ laughter ] jimmy im not even going to ask what the sec then, her debut album is called unraveling, elise trouw from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, jamie dornan danai gurira will join us. Well have music from russell dickerson, plus guillermos report from media night at the super bowl. And on thursday, lupita nyongo, billy eichner, Rick Springfield and ty segall. Our first guest tonight is the star of a tv show that, at one time, seemed unrealistic. Take on washington. But that was a long time ago. Olivia pope marches on on the final season of scandal. This is what an intervention . Think of this as a second chance, leave the white house, give up b613 and david wont prosecute. I dont believe this. You killed quinn. Admit it. Quinns death wasnt on me. How can you say that. B 613 was handling a situation, quinn should have trusted that i was only doing what was absolutely necessary. Jimmy watch scandal thursday nights on abc. Please welcome kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] kerry, i know youre not really olivia pope but didnt huck torture quinn and how dare he be bad at you. Judge me, right. Jimmy for killing her. Did you ask me to be here because you think im olivia pope you want me to handle Stormy Daniels, im not really a vixor. Jimmy youre not, i think olivia wherever she is could be a great help for stormy as she weathers this storm. Its your birthday tomorrow happy birthday. It is thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like, i was really think being it today. Its hard to make any wishes for myself when im blowing out candles because i have everything i ever wanted. I have the best job ever which is ending soon sadly. But a great family. To have my episode i directed airing day after my birthday is pretty sweet. Jimmy oh, thats right. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you hadnt directed an episode before. No this is my first time directing at scandal. Jimmy was it easy or fun. I was in the episode a lot. Thought they would write me light to focus on doing something i never done before. Im notorious awful the former president he directs a