[ laughter ] President Trump joked this afternoon that officials shouldd cons naming a new nato military base in poland fort trump. Oh, i always assumed that this was fort tru [ laughter ] reporting for duty, colonel. [ cheers and applause president ial hopeful, senator Bernie Sanders gave a speech today defending democratic soalism, and called it the Unfinished Business of Franklin Delano roosevelt. Added sanders, who by theusay, i to babysit. [ laughter and applause singers katy perry and taylor swift announced on social media last night that they have ended thr years long feud by posting a picture of a plate of cookies with the words peace at last written in icing then one of them ate last cookie, and the feud started all over again [ laughter a applause acrding to new research, americans play an average of two to five smart phone games per month. Games like, will she text me back [ laughter ] lawmakers in new york have introduced legislationhat would prohibit companies from charging different prices for similar mens and womens product like shampoo, conditioner, and body wash said men, wait. Thats not all one thing [ laughter and applause then whats in my one plastic bottle . [ laughter ] a florida couple has posted a gender reveal video of themselves using an alligator to a balloon that revealed the sex of their tenth child and the craziest part of that p story to me is howched they are about a tenth child. [ laughter ] if i had if i had ten children, i think id be using the alligator to get it back down to four [ laughter andpplause he i should point out triter who wrote that is childless. And when i said only a childless person would write that, he said, i prefer the term child free. [ laughter and applause a group of mothers in texas held a so called nursein at a public pool this week to protest an incident in which the pool manager asked a woman to cover herself or leave the pool while breastfeeding her child and while management was upset,a the mothers were ry pumped [ laughter and applause a california man has posted a video that appears to show adr er asleep in his tesla while driving on the freeway asleep wonder how he fell did he talk about owning a tesla . [ laughter and applause uhhuh. Uhhuh, wow. Wow. Wow, that is really cool [ laughter ] really happy for you. And finally, a florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly dancing around naked at a mcdonalds. Icfortunately the man was y apprehended and transported to an appropriate facility. [ laughter ] ladiesnd gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight [ cheers and applause we one of my favorite comedians in his new movie being frank is in theaters this friday. Jim gaffigan is back, everybod [ cheers and applause she stars in the new netflixre show, now sting, dead to me. Its fantastic Linda Cardellini is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause and he is an acclaimed poet whose debut novel, on earth were briefly gorgeous is available now. Ocean vuong is here. [ chee and applause its a beautiful book. Im very excited to talk to him about it before we get to all of our fantastic guests, the president lied about his poll numbers after a speech in iowa where farmers are hurting from his trade policiesit for more on this, time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth iowas an awkward place for trump to be right now because there are a lot of farmers there whove been hurth by his trade war witina. Although really, anyplace is an awkward place to be for trump just in general. [ lighlaughter ] hes the only person ive ever seen who looks out of place, every place. [ laughter and applause i mean, he never looks e comfortable no matter wh is hes always drenched in sweat. [ laughter ] his tie is always down to his junk and even when hes at the white house, surrounded by microphones, he stands with his chest puffed out likpenguin daying to scare away a pretor. [ laughter and applause i mean, if that wasnt on cnn, youd think it was Animal Planet [ laughter ] and if you take a look at this little fellow. He senses his nest is being threatened [ laughter ] and puffs out his chest all the while using his ample backside to protect his precious eggs. [ laughter ] trumps trade war [ applause ] trumps trade war comes after he spent years as a candidate and president courting farmers in the midwest. For example, during the campaign, trump couldnt te botheredactually come up with a specific plan to help farmers or midwestern states so instead he just claimed he loved iowa smuch he might just buy a farm and move there. Iowa, we love youha we you [ cheers and applause youre special we will be back many, many times. I in fact, i thinkight come here, and buy a farm i love it. Okay iowa i love iowa. Weve really hit a note with evangelicals weve hit a nopa with the tea y, and with just the people of iowa, im all over the place. I like it. I love it. [ laughter ] maybe ill jusgobuy i think im g to buy a farm and settle down over here. [ cheers and applause what no, i think i will a medium sized farm, cause i dont knowf i want to work that hard. Right . [ laughter ] seth all right first of all, i cant imagine trump as a farmer. Theyd have to put tractor wheels on his golf cart. [ laughter ] i mean, the closest hes ever coha is the farmers tan he under his eyes [ laughter and applause buhaalso, i do need to ask w is going on with this voice here with just the people of iowa, im all over the place i like it. I love it. [ laughter ] seth hes like sounds like Gilbert Gottfried after a inhaling helium, sitting on his own balls. [ laughter ] and seriously, how did we end up with a president who sounds like jar jar binks . I like it i love you oh mui mui, i love you. [ laughter and applause seth i mean, is not but trump trump cant even talk in a coherent way about legitimate issues that really d matter to farmerd people in rural areas. Like expanding broadband access. Trump tried to discuss it in his speech last night, and it was s hard to follow w was saying that Even Fox Business Network cut away 1. 2 billionto expand rural bro. [ applause ] which you needery badly. You need very badly. They have not treated the midwest well with broadband, with anything having to do with the word computer. I look at some of those tractors, and they dont even hook up. [ laughter ] theyre all set, but you dont have the capability here in terms of all right were gonna talk with our panel about a lot of what the president s been saying. [ laughter ] hes offering a lot of fodder for discussion seth i mean, that was the t vers rolling up your car window [ laughter ] oh, man this guy is really rambling yes, no. E. No squee thank you. No goodbye laughter and applause thank you. Goodbye. D the thing thats so weirout trump is you can tell there are bits, and pieces of real information there that he half remembers from a briefing. He wasnt really paying attention to it. Then when he tries to describe it, hes only capable of k spitting out a fewey words, like when trump said this. I look at some of those tracrs, and they dont even hook up. Set i mean, that came from Something Real [ laughter ] but he tal about it like tractors literally have a giant hole for a plug labelled internet hookup. [ laughter ] so now, trumps trade policies are hurting him in midwestern states that he won in 2016 in fact, trumps poll numbers in key states are apparently so bad, hes told his aides to straight up pretend they dont exist. The New York Times reported that after being briefed on a devastating 17state poll conducted by his campaign p pollster, trld aides to deny that his internal polling showed him trailing joe biden in many of the states he needs to win. I woy dnt be surprised if the were making up new states just to cheer him up. Good news, mr. President. Youre winning big in old jersey, east dakota, californication, and blorf. [ laughter and applause today during a meeting in the oval office, trump doubled down on his lie about polling, but it was especially gross, because he widid it during a meeting the president of poland where theres growing concern over the decline of Democratic Institutions after trump attacked polls and the media, he and the polishid prest were both asked about those concerns, and shrugged them off although, trump didnto eally seem tknow much about it they were fake polls that were either put out by the corrupt media, cause much of the media in this country fortunately is corrupt. I have to tell you that, mr. President. How concerned are you aboutoc backsliding on demcy in poland, and will that be a concern . Im not concerned i know the president very well i know the people and the leadership of poland very well im not concerned at allo but you may want ty something about that someone cheated you excuse me omeone cheated you there is no problems with the democracy in poland. Really everything is excellent. Thats what i hear. [ laughter ] seth oh. Oh, thats what you hear [ laughter ] y do mean thats what you just heard . [ laughter ] he just lets other people talk, and then chimes in when he agreesd hes the emahon of president s [ light laughter ] of course, its early. [ laughter ] well sal, i think youll agree, i was right on that one. [ laughter ] i went to the mat for that joke and i think well agree, i was right and you we wrong [ laughter ] so funny they forgot to make any noise. [ laughter ] they laughed so hard it went in backwards. [ laughter ] right you are, sir [ laughter ] of course [ cheers and applae of course its early, and we should be skeptical that trumps loyal base will suddenly dessert him. But there have at least been a few anecdotal reports of voters in the midwest who back trump having second thoughts as one ohio farmer explained in an interview with cnn. Were ia free fall out here those tariff dollarse directly from american importers, from American Companies that hire americanha workers, tpay american taxes, and then they turn around, and push that out to consumers to pay and why the Farming Community has to take one in the shorts just so that the president can have a talking point and be tough on china just is a little bit beyond me. Seth wow, you know trumphe would hate to that. Although, i bet his staff goes through his dvr and dubs over any negative News Coverage of m. I like it i love it. [ laughter and applause seth also, it should be noted that farmer laid out a clearer and more articulate t explanation of hiffs work and why theyre hurting farmers than the president of the United States ever has in his life in fact, compare that answer to what trump said about his china tariffs during a meandering c phone interview with cnb monday well even add subtitles, so can you try to follow what hes saying china very much wants to make a deal they want to make a deal much more than i do but well see what happens and just remember, theyre charging us tariffs. You know, some of the folks that i really like, but some of the senators theyll come to me, well sir, its not really good, because its not free market. Like you take india where theyre charging 100 . And by the way, 100 is nothing compared to what some companies charge you know, france charges us a lot for the wine [ light laughter ] and yet we charge them very little for french wine so, the wineries come to me, and they say, sir, the calornia guys they come sir, were paying a lot of money to put our product into france and youre letting meaning this country is allowing this french wine which are great wines, but we have great wines o. Allowing it to come in for nothing. Seth what you are talking about . [ laughter ] how did u go from china to senators, to india, to french wine did you drink some french wine [ laughter ] r yourebling like a tourist in napa who didnt realize that after you taste the wine, youre supposed to spit it out. [ laughter ]hy i mean is thatoure standing like youre about to fall flat on your face [ laughter and applause trump [ cheers and applause trump is clearly nervous aboutim the ct his tariffs are having because hes backed away from a threat this week to impose tariffs on mexico and to justify that choice, trump has been ciming that theres a secret component to the mexico deal that he cant talk about a sterday he waved around piece of paper he claimed contained a secret deal he couldnt show reporters. [ light laughter ] anlaon monday he made a simi claim during his phone interview with cnbc. Can you go into exactly what else was part of that deal that you t . Vent really outlined ye well, im gonna tell you that most people understand that the people having to do with borders and illegal immigration, and immigration of any kind, they e understactly what that is. But we purposely said we wouldnt mention it for a little while. Its going to be brought up because it has to be brought by by their legislative body. Its got to be taken to a vote so we didnt bring it up, but kn most people that answer, joe. Seth the nicest thing you can say about trump is that he always makes it obvious when hes lying [ light laughter ] inact, if youre ever wondering how insane a trumpswe response on final jeopardy. The clue was, its the capital of vermont james, you answered, montpellier. And donald, you answered, well, im going to tell you that most people understand that the people having too with vermont, they understand exactly what that is [ ughter ] but we purposely said we wouldnt mention it for a little while. So we didnt bring it up but most people know that answer, alex. [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause and how much did you wager . 1 gazillion . Trump is lying about his poll numbers in places like iowa andu michigan bec his trade policies are hurting them there. Its early, but when it comes to trumps tariffs, voters definitely arent saying , i liklove it. Seth this has been a closer look. A [ chee applause well be right back with jim gaffigan, everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. [sfx bottle opening] [sfx tires screeching] ahhhh [sfx bottle openi] {sfx neighing] [sfx splash] ahhhh [sfx bottle opening] ahhhh delivered to your car door so you can do more. Et. More refill. More recharge. More relax. Target run and done. Put that away. Lets have some fun. Your world elite mastercard now has more benefits, ughh including lyft. Start reconnecting. Ar stt something priceless. Explore the new benefist of the world elite maercard. Co. Come on. On. Come on. buzzer sounds to keep your sandwich freaky fresh®, jimmy johns only delivers within 5 minutes of the store. No and not farther. Noits nothing personal. Its because sandwich. Milk, fresh cream and only its made with fre cream,la. Sh sugar and milk. Breyers the good vanilla. We proudly partner with American Farmers for grade a milk and cream. Mmm do you battery sound. Want a charge . Yeah battery charging. Thank you so much. Battery charging. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band rht over there [ cheers and applause also, so very happy to have fred armisen with us tonightt give i for fred. And [ cheers and applause fred, as many of you know, a renaissance man, a comedian, aan musicia writer but one thing we found out this week, people did not know about fred, is that youre also an art connoisseur. Fred yeah. Yeah [ laughter ] seth and i even id youre an art fan, and you corrected me and said, no, no. You said, connoisseur. Fred connoisseur seth that was very important that it was that way [ light laughter ]ay and you were sg backstage you have an art historians knowledge of every painting ever painted. Fred every painting. [ laughter ] seth i said to you, dont lie about this, because im ng going to brit up on the show. So, if its a lie, tell me right now. No hard feelings fred nop its all true [ laughter ] seth lets put it to the test one more time in our brand ngm set fred armisen, art aficionado. [ cheers and applause seth all right exciting fred, this is Georges Seurats 1884 masterpiece a sunday on la grande jatte. Tell us about this classic painting everything you know, fred. Dont leave anything out fred this is a fascinating one. Seth uhhuh. [ light laughter ] fred so this is one of the first, sort of, mistake paintings. So this all happened, it was, um you know, he was painting, and he had his pets with him and every stroke that you see is a mistake. [ light laughter ] like, his son knocked over some of the paint, and it turned into, like, some of the figures there. [ laughter ] the place where he lived is very seth all right, yeah [ light laughter ] fred so people were sort of coming through, knocking paint over, and stuff like that. Seth so, like, this beautiful dog, thats just a mistake . , fred its just wellits also how we see it [ laughter ] its more that its the human eyeort of turns paint into things. And i think weve all sort of agreed that hey, thats a dog. Really, that was just a blot that ended up that way [ light laughter ] and seth so you think this painting is a lot worse than were giving it credit for fred yeah, i would say, in a way. [ laughter ] and when he was done, its when people suggested to him, hey, thats beautiful it looks like a park. And he was like, ri a park. And look at those trees. Hes like, right. Those trees. Thats how we know it now. Seth so it was like a secret he took to the grave with him that this was just a mistake painting that was belove fred he might still be alive. Seth okay, i dont think so. [ laughter ]us [ cheers and appla our first guest tonight is a Grammy Nominated comedian and talented actor who stars in the new film being frank which is in theaters june 14th. Lettake a look. Were just having a little mantoman talk. Yo talking like guysknow sports, drinking, strippers. What . L ess is more. Actually, philip and lewis had a small disagreement about what . Girls ah. A girl. Yeah. Ladies of e evening. No. A girl [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show, our friend jim gaffigan, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Thank you its good to be back seth its great to have you here i think i love you as a comedian, and its been so fantastic to see y. You in films recentl youre such a great actor. And this is a film about you basically have a family, and you have a secret familyes y im a dad with two families. And in the two families they dont know about each other. So im a good guy [ laughter ] who has two secret families, two wives, and but i have like two kids in each of the families. Fe but in real i have more children seth yeah. With just one family, you have five kids. Yes seth how do your five kids feel when they see you in a movie where youre like pulling off with like very little difficulty having two families yes, well, you know, this southwest. Ered at south by and they sent a link to my wife to watch and she watcd it with