You’re not ready for how Proteau’s botanical drinks will make you feel Allison Robicelli Welcome to Like A Virgin, a new column in which we’ll recommend a different zero-ABV drink each week. They’re not “near beers,” they’re not “mocktails”—they’re delicious beverages that anyone and everyone should try at least once. Got an idea for a future Like A Virgin column? Email us at hello@thetakeout.com. Close your eyes and try to imagine a new color. You can’t, can you? No matter how hard you try to twist your synapses, how hard you slam on the throttle of your imagination, it’s impossible. Everything you see is based on the spectrum of light that exists in our observable universe. Now, imagine if you