It's a [bleep] of a lot better, actually. >> basically, it's practically like baseball. first international game, believe it or not, was u.s.a. versus canada. >> really? >> yes, in 1844. >> yeah, i don't know if you knew, but cricket is second most watched sport in the world. >> i just read that. >> yes. india is number one. u.s.a. is number two. >> i do like a sport where you can aim at somebody's crotch, though. i think that's sort of awesome. i'm not even going to try and explain the sport of cricket to you. there's a ball, and there's bats. and i think you run to, like, base. go out to sar...