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tarlov, along with judge jeanine pirro. charlie hurt kennedy and tyrus. it's 5:00 here in new york city. and this the five. >> twas the night before christmas. the studio was set for the table to discuss the big topics. you bet. the stockings were hung by the cameras with care in hopes that the five would soon be on air when out of the green room arose. such clatter. it was just judge jeanine stealing a cookie from the platter. put your vote. okay, that's enough of that. and we're going to get to the news a few minutes. >> but now it's time for our christmas fastest. >> first up, sic...

[laughter] i'm kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let's big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don't knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic eg...

a democratic electio to n is actually pro democratic. >> they're stealing our votes in broad daylight. >> where in the u.s. do you want to go to? i don't know the place. okay, so just an addressn in philadelphia to go to meet your new neighbors o go. >> good morning, my neighbor. might be time for me to gety fr away from all these, you know, liberal snowflakom e dating adve from jesse watters. >> was: dating three wise men. they all brought the gift. what did they bring them? diaperbroughs, pacifier and a bg . >> five years after the civil war, pro-slavery democrats filled the halls ...

judge jeanine pirro, charlie hurt, kennedy, and tyrus. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ was "the five" before christmas, the studio was set for the table to discuss the big topics. the stockings were hung by the cameras with care in hopes that "the five" would soon be on air. when out in the greenroom us rose such a clatter, it was just judge jeanine stealing a cookie from the platter. okay, that is enough of that. we are going to get to the news in a few minutes but now it is time for a christmas fastest. first up. think of secret santa gifts. one man is v...