Aunt Calling Every Week Leading Up To Holiday To Make Sure There'll Be Vodka
ELMHURST, IL—Seeing her Aunt Nance’s number appear for the third time since Halloween, local niece Liz Kaminsky, 37, reported Thursday that her father’s sister had been calling every week leading up to the upcoming holiday to make sure there will be vodka. “Hi, hon, just wanted to make sure you’re going to have my…
Source: theonion.com
