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The president spoke tonight before a joint session of congress. Were going to ignore it. [ laughter ] for a very good reason. The reason is i need a break from it, to be honest with you. Tonight if anyone says the name of the orangecolored man with the russian boyfriend they will have to put 100 in that jar that guillermos holding right there, okay . [ cheers and applause ] thats the rule, it applies to everyone, you understand . Guillermo, just to recap. People have to put 100 in the jar if they say what . Guillermo uh [ laughter ] jimmy good, hes smarter than he looks. All right. [ laughter ...

[ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Craig Ferguson, from imaginary mary, actress and comedian Rachel Dratch, author george saunders, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] oh, man, thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Well, congrats to President Trump on creating the least popular bill since cosby. [ laughter ] tryin to move on...

Virginia police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club over the weekend. They found graffiti that said, help, i dont want to be president anymore. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. Thats right, Virginia Police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club. Theyve narrowed the list of suspects down to all of us. [ laughter ] President Trump said today that his infrastructure plans could cost more than the projected 1 trillion. Said trump, i dont want to alarm anyone, but it could go as high as a bajillion. [ laughter and applause ] the Trump Administration the Tr...

Virginia police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club over the weekend. They found graffiti that said, help, i dont want to be president anymore. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. Thats right, Virginia Police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club. Theyve narrowed the list of suspects down to all of us. [ laughter ] President Trump said today that his infrastructure plans could cost more than the projected 1 trillion. Said trump, i dont want to alarm anyone, but it could go as high as a bajillion. [ laughter and applause ] the Trump Administration the Tr...

Going to cry, im already crying, which is embarrassing. But well, im not good with this sort of thing. And im sorry especially to those of you who came to see the show in person. Because its probably not what you came for. But we lost someone that we and i love very much today. And again, im sorry for hearing this just now for the first time but don rickles passed away this morning. He was 90 years old. And i know it sounds crazy to say he was too young. But he was. Because he was youthful and funny and sharp and generous. And i was fortunate enough to not only have don on this show as my gues...