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Which john am i going to? moody, all right. would you ever date a woman if you came home and saw a kathy comic strip on a refrigerator? >> i would only do it if my spouse was not aware of the situation, like patty anne. what i would not do is date a cartoon character with three fingers. it is just not in me. >> you might save on rings though. that's the thing. devore, -- >> a very kathy wedding. >> by the i way -- do you know what love is? that was what love was about and not kathy. there was only one panel so if you didn't like it you just moved on. kathy was three panels. comics were for kid...

chuck him on the beach. and bill shultz, he stinks of moth balls and did -- and dead birds. and sitting next to me is the man who created "red eye." ceo and author and his late e book is called "kiss of goodbye" is about our economy. i kid. it is about baseball. he knows tv news like i know petting zoos. it is where i do my best work. and he keeps on lying as his pages is dying. good to see you, you pile of trash. >> uncalled for. check out our thursday style section for a report on teens using botox. and then check out my smooth, wrinkle free mug. i am 160 years young, and i never s...

better look at the whole region. it's the tail end of a sift um up across the northern portions across the great lakes region. that is about it. we do have some clouds and haze humidity levels over 70%. current temperatures around the area, 75 degrees in washington, 75 in baltimore. we have an air quality alert in baltimore, code orange because of bad air quality. 69 degrees is your current temperature at dulles. the forecast for today, sunshine this morning, some more clouds working in this afternoon. chance of a stray shower or thunderstorm, you know the routine. some of you say dr...