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And we send bill shultz to theil streets to find out how people are coping and hopefully to s get hit by a car. >> thank you, andy. >> happy selefane tape day. >> you have to be careful with s that. >> why?t >> swelling, andy. goodbye. >> i apologize for nothing. >> >> why should you? let's welcome our guests. there she is, what can you lt's thy? fox newschannel anchor patty pentagon brown. she is so -- patty anne brown. she is so hot that patties are now called -- well, they arelown still called patty melts. and comedian shirod small.is his hepatitis makes more money r for his appearance th...

Anxiety disorder. >> lexipro is an amazing name. i think in twenty, 30 years kids will have those names. it sounds like a relaxing kind of person. >> bill's daughter has those names. >> and i don't want to am buds the am had buds man. gays against drunk driving is what gad is. >> that was gays against drapes. >> that is the dumbist thing i have ever heard. i have to skip that. american idol. can you share democracy with ryan see -- secrist. that is a brilliant, brilliant rhyme. >> it is not a rhyme. it is not even close. and why does it not surprise me you scan not pro nuns

This is a recreation of my mri when i had appendicitis. it wasn't appendicitis at all. it was a tiny unicorn growing in my lower intestine. no wonder i was always hungry. the unicorn was eating all of my food. the latest is from patrick pickard. he offers $800 and get this, $20 for every push up bill shultz can do. we will take you up on the offer and you can go back to me now. we will see how many push ups bill can do on friday's show. >> there is not a lot to lift. so i am feeling confident. >> i will bet that bill will do at least 10. >> i can do more than 10. >> you just ruined my joke. le...

And every week is fleet week for him. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and if keen, political insight were cocaine, bill would do him right here on the table. sitting next to me, the editor in chief. and his constant gasp makes us laugh. and our "new york times" correspondent. i hate you, pinch. >> and they compare newt grinning rich's involving line of credit at tiffany's to john edwards' haircut. if only he was in touch with the common man. am i right, nick gillespie? >> that was middle income of you. so a couple weeks ago, we told you about a bill considered by texas lawmakers

Around for the rest of your life. you know what i'm talking about? >> yes, that was the -- that's the commercial with the little doll. >> you get a little doll. >> it walks next to you. >> i always wish they had a night before pill for dudes so it convinces you not to take home the slag you are talking to you. >> did you say slag? now you are sounding lining -- like bill shultz. >> i never heard that word. >> it is a british word. >> why does the media i can ma the pharmaceutical industry look bad? they do so many good things. >> because they make bazillion doctors. you hope your doctor is sma...