Melania Sends Thoughts and Prayers
“Mr. Trump had not been expecting to receive thoughts and prayers,” Mike Lindell, of MyPillow, said. “He’s mainly been focussing on donations.”
Source: newyorker.com
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Caught in N.Y.C. Eating Soros-Backed Hebrew National Hot Dog
The Georgia congresswoman was photographed eating the Judaic sausage in Times Square while en route to having her picture taken with Elmo.
Source: newyorker.com
Melania Trump Seen Wearing "I Don't Care" Jacket
Mrs. Trump offered no explanation for donning the garment other than that she “was really in the mood to wear it tonight.”
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Kari Lake Livid That She Has Not Been Indicted
“If this cabal of Manhattan élites think that they’re going to get away with not indicting me, they are gravely mistaken,” Lake said.
Source: newyorker.com
Trump Claims Failure to Arrest Him Is Conspiracy to Keep Him from Getting Donations
If not arrested by Friday, Trump said, “I will perform a citizen’s arrest on myself.”
Source: newyorker.com