Tucker Carlson Fears That Leaked Texts of Him Telling Truth Will Kill His Brand
“Tucker is in a very dark place right now,” a Fox News colleague said. “To be unmasked as an honest person is literally his worst nightmare.”
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Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather
The revelation appeared in an official statement released to the American media by an organization calling itself the Intergalactic Command Force.
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Trump Says DeSantis Lacks the Classified Documents Necessary to Be President
“This is what makes Ron DeSantis so dangerous, quite frankly,” he said.
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Pence Says He Hid Behind Classified Documents to Keep Women from Lusting After Him
“Whenever possible, I’d bring Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
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Giuliani Praises George Santos: "The G.O.P. Must Pass the Torch to a New Generation of Liars"
“When I watch him lie, he reminds me of me at his age,” Giuliani said, of Santos. “Like poetry in motion.”
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