Herschel Walker Accused of Aborting Thousands of Potentially Complete Sentences
“The most dangerous place for a complete sentence is inside Herschel Walker’s mouth,” one critic said.
Source: newyorker.com
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Boebert Warns That Cancelling Student Debt Could Lead to Rampant Education
“This proposal is maybe the most reckless ever set forth by a President,” she said. “It will lead to rampant education and wonton [sic] learning.”
Source: newyorker.com
Janice Harvey: New Yorker's Andy Borowitz scores with new book
“Profiles in Ignorance — How America’s Politicians Got Dumb and Dumber” is funny because it's true — and nutty.
Source: worcestermag.com
Andy Borowitz's Profiles in Ignorance: New Yorker satirist's book, reviewed.
Andy Borowitz's new book, Profiles in Ignorance, reveals he is not up to the challenges of the post-Trump era.
Source: slate.com
Putin Says He Is Losing War in Ukraine Because F.B.I. Seized Stuff He Needed
“If I had those things right now, I wouldn’t be getting my ass kicked all over Kharkiv,” the Russian President said.
Source: newyorker.com