Tucker Carlson Calls Trump's Theft of Nuclear Secrets Less Worrisome Than Hunter Biden's Use of Joe's Netflix Password
“If both of these things happened, what Hunter did was far worse,” Carlson said.
Source: newyorker.com
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Trump Dismisses Fears That He'd Build Nukes: "I Couldn't Even Build a Wall"
“There’s math, there’s science. Not gonna happen,” the ex-President said.
Source: newyorker.com
Feds Seizing Documents at Mar-a-Lago Unable to Find Trump's Health-Care Plan
“It’s got to be around here somewhere,” one F.B.I. agent said.
Source: newyorker.com
McConnell Accuses Biden of Violating Traditions of Congress by Accomplishing Things
After the Senate’s passage of the Inflation Reduction Act, McConnell declared, “The hallowed customs of this Capitol have been shredded forever.”
Source: newyorker.com
Justice Department Urges Trump to Hire Alex Jones's Lawyers
“We at the Justice Department can think of no one better to represent you than Alex Jones’s lawyers,” Attorney General Merrick Garland wrote to the former President.
Source: newyorker.com