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“It’s the darnedest gizmo,” the congressman said. “You speak into it, and then it can play your voice back, clear as day. I can’t for the life of me figure out how it works.”

“I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly a Jewish teleporting beam levitated me into the hull of the orbiter,” Greene said.

“When I asked her if she thought babies were racist, I was sure that would do the trick.”

G.O.P. members argued that democracy “must be allowed to thrive within the territorial borders of Ukraine and should not be permitted to leak out into Florida, Texas, or Georgia.”