Trump Claims He Won German Election
Reflecting on his purported win, Trump said, “I’ve always wanted to be the Chancellor of Germany. That’s a title that’s been held by some very fine people.”
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Republicans Blast Facebook for Endangering Democracy: "That's Our Job"
“When it was time to delegitimize the election results, where was Facebook?” Ted Cruz said.
Source: newyorker.com
DeSantis Losing Support Among Voters Opposed to Dying
The Governor’s favorability numbers are plummeting among Floridians who describe themselves as “somewhat,” “very,” or “strongly” opposed to being dead.
Source: newyorker.com
Trump Explodes After Biden Asks Him to Dog-Sit During G-7
The President said he had “no idea” why Trump had reacted so negatively to the idea of dog-sitting Major, whose obedience training “has been going really well.”
Source: newyorker.com
Trump to Be Reinstated in August as President of Trump University
A supporter, Harland Dorrinson, said that skeptics who protest that Trump University ceased to exist in 2010 “don’t know what they’re talking about.”
Source: newyorker.com