Shaken Greg Abbott Describes Moment of Terror When Beto O'Rourke Talked to Him
The Governor accused O’Rourke of hiding behind the First Amendment, “intended for use only in times of war.”
Source: newyorker.com
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John Eastman Considering Applying to Law School
“As I was taking the Fifth Amendment a hundred times, I realized there must be at least four other amendments,” Eastman said.
Source: newyorker.com
Giuliani Demands Recount of His Blood-Alcohol Level
The former New York mayor alleged that his blood-alcohol level had been exchanged for the blood-alcohol level of Hunter Biden.
Source: newyorker.com
Palin Vows to Seek Statehood for Alaska
“I don’t see why quote-unquote Hawaii gets to be a state,” the former governor commented from the campaign trail.
Source: newyorker.com
Elon Musk Withdraws Offer to Buy Big Mac at McDonald's Drive-Through
Musk rolled up to the drive-through in a blue Tesla at lunchtime on Tuesday, and told the attendant on duty that he would buy a Big Mac in an all-cash acquisition.
Source: newyorker.com