Declaration of Independence Found in Trump Storage Unit
The eighteenth-century document was reportedly found under a stack of hastily packed items, including several pairs of socks and the Oval Office’s television remote.
Source: newyorker.com
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Herschel Walker Claims Election Is Rigged Against Person with Fewer Votes
“They’re going to count up all the votes and, shazam, whoever got more votes is the winner,” the Republican Senate candidate said. “How is that fair?”
Source: newyorker.com
Trump Calls for Termination of Constitution Except Fifth Amendment
“I haven’t read the Constitution, but, from what I’ve been told, most of it is a waste of paper, quite frankly.”
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White Nationalists Give Mar-a-Lago Restaurant Disappointing One-Star Reviews on Tripadvisor
Neo-Nazis complained that the restaurant had “slow service,” “drab décor,” and “too many ethnic dishes.”
Source: newyorker.com
Republicans Blindsided That People Who Vote Believe in Democracy
“It’s a humbling reminder of just how unpredictable politics can be,” a G.O.P. strategist said.
Source: newyorker.com