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“When you imagine what you could do with ten billion dollars, you immediately think of building new roads or schools,” a citizen of Montenegro said. “But America’s roads and schools must be in excellent shape, if they can afford to spend ten billion dollars on elections instead.”
“When I read that the U.K’s malignant narcissist decided not to run again, I got really mad,” Harland Dorrinson, of San Jose, California, said. “Why do they get a malignant narcissist like that?”
“I can control the Tyrannosaurus Dinozord,” the Senate candidate insisted. “Raphael Warnock can’t say that.”
The Fox News host called the jury’s decision a “direct attack on the lying life style.”
During the second half of the Trump years, Andy Borowitz went on a comedy tour called “Make America Not Embarrassing Again.” If this sounds like a partisan enterprise, it kind of was. In his act, Borowitz, the celebrated name behind the satirical...