Kevin McCarthy Claims Most Americans Pay Porn Stars
“What you use your personal money for is your own personal business,” the Speaker of the House said.
Source: newyorker.com
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Kevin McCarthy Spotted Doing Yard Work for Marjorie Taylor Greene
“This was a hundred per cent my idea and something I wanted to do,” the Speaker of the House said.
Source: newyorker.com
DeSantis Installs Higher Heels on White Boots in Preparation for 2024 Race
The augmentation was installed earlier this week in order to give the Governor ample time walking at higher elevation.
Source: newyorker.com
DeSantis to Replace Disney World with "Dilbert" Theme Park
The new theme park will attract “millions of Americans deprived of their favorite comic strip by the left-wing media Reich,” the Florida governor said.
Source: newyorker.com
Chinese Spy Balloon Finds No Information at Fox News
“This was a waste of a perfectly good balloon,” China’s President, Xi Jinping, reportedly griped.
Source: newyorker.com