Giuliani Requests Change of Trial Venue to Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Andy Borowitz jokes that Rudy Giuliani has requested to move his trial, for interfering with the Presidental election in Georgia, to a parking lot.
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Millions Expected to Watch World Lying Championship
A fifty-four-year-old upstart seeks to wrest the crown of mendacity from an aging but still dangerous seventy-seven-year-old.
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Giuliani Claims Trump Could Never Have Got So Many Indictments Without His Help
“Those indictments didn’t happen all by themselves,” the former New York mayor told Fox News. “It took a village, and that village was me.”
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Indicting Hunter Biden Would Make Him Formidable Republican Candidate
Donald Trump lashed out at the “Biden Justice Department,” saying, “Hunter has done nothing to earn an indictment.”
Source: newyorker.com
DeSantis Shakes Up Campaign by Replacing Self with Appealing Person
The Florida governor’s team is compiling a list of people who are more likable than he is, a roster that runs into the hundreds of thousands.
Source: newyorker.com