Official Documents Mysteriously Missing from Miami Courthouse
The head of security for the federal courthouse acknowledged that he and his team have “no leads whatsoever” as to who took the documents.
Source: newyorker.com
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D.O.J. Has Been Weaponized Against Me, Says El Chapo
The former narco-kingpin called his prosecution and incarceration “the greatest witch hunt in the history of witch hunts.”
Source: newyorker.com
Pence Flees in Terror After No One but One Woman Shows Up at Rally
“All the color drained from his face,” a campaign aide said. “Mike was even whiter than usual.”
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Pence Endorsed by National Association of Ass-Kissers
“During his four years as Vice-President, Mike Pence brought flattery and obsequiousness to new heights,” the N.A.A. statement read.
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Americans Struggle to Remember Who Chris Christie Is Again
“I could be wrong, but I vaguely remember that he was maybe this guy lying down on a beach?” a resident of Phoenix said.
Source: newyorker.com