Florida Teacher Arrested for Showing Disney Movie Featuring Boy Character with Girl's Name
The teacher claimed that she thought it was “O.K.” to show the incendiary film because the character in question was a deer.
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George Santos Pleads Nonexistent
“Your honor, I stand before you, a fictitious character,” the New York congressman proclaimed.
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Americans Shocked by Spectacle of Liars Not Getting Away with It
In Washington, the ominous possibility that lies have consequences has sent a chill down the corridors of power.
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George Santos Claims Arraignment Conflicts with His Role in N.B.A. Playoffs
“We’re looking at a pivotal Game Five against the Golden State Warriors,” Santos, who claimed to play small forward for the Los Angeles Lakers, said.
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MyPillow Guy Saving Up to Buy a Supreme Court Justice
“I realized I’d better jump on this while there are still some left on the market,” Mike Lindell said.
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