Ginni Thomas to Be Listed on New York Stock Exchange
Thomas is believed to be the first spouse of a Supreme Court Justice also to be a major corporation.
Source: newyorker.com
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Billionaire Offered Tuition to Send Ginni Thomas to Law School for Second Time
A spokesman would not confirm or deny reports that Harlan Crow had also offered to send Justice Samuel Alito to law school.
Source: newyorker.com
Tucker Carlson and Kari Lake Announce Plans for Alternate Universe
Although preparations are in the primordial stage, the two right-wing icons said that the realm would exist outside the normal bounds of time and space.
Source: newyorker.com
Tucker Carlson Enters Rehab After Texts Show Him Telling Truth
In a heartfelt statement, the former television personality said that using the truth was “a problem I never thought I’d have.”
Source: newyorker.com
Fox Replaces Tucker Carlson with Lying Chatbot
Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch said that the former host had been “rendered obsolete by swift advances in lying technology.”
Source: newyorker.com