New Trump Fund-Raising E-mail Asks Supporters to Serve Prison Time for Him
“This offer is doing even better than the Trump N.F.T.s,” a campaign spokesman said.
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Elon Musk Changes His Own Name to WTF
Explaining the decision to reporters, he said, “Elon Musk is an O.K. name, but WTF fits me better.”
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Unskilled Florida Man Regrets Missing Out on Being Enslaved
Governor Ron DeSantis said that forced labor would have been “a game-changer.”
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Police Baffled as to Who Threw Ketchup at D.O.J. Building
French fries “may have played a role” in the incident, a Metropolitan Police Department spokesman said.
Source: newyorker.com
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