Enjoy Matt Hancock, the Kissinger de nos jours, while you still can
Searching for a spot on the packed Tory benches, Matt Hancock sat down between Jamie Wallis, who famously fled a car crash in a miniskirt and high heels, and Bernard Jenkin, a nudist who enjoys wearing nothing at all. Of the three, Matt is the most confounding – for he’s no longer a Tory MP but an independent, deprived of the whip and quitting Parliament before an election that, according to our poll, will eliminate half the Conservative Party.