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There you go. All right, theres your sparkler. You ready to do this, buddy. I dont think the beard is a good idea. laughter stephen come on, uncle sam has got to have the beard, all right. Lets do this, flame on. Whooo stephen i am so sorry for your loss. laughter frank was a good man. Everybody said he really lit up a room. laughter you understand he had to wear the beard, right, you know that. laughter i never forget franks last words, he said damn you stephen colbert, goddamn you to hell. laughter somebody help me. laughter i would like to think that that somebody was you, mary. You know wh...

Cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause stephen thank you for joining us. Nation this is my last show before my favorite holiday, the fourth of july. Where thanks to my well stocked cooler, i declare independence from voting safety. Well, folks, i do up the fourth right. I have everybody over. I prepare my famous hot dogs with a secret ingredient. Its heat laughter and speaking of dogs, i never ring in the fourth without my boy lou dog. Whooo the dog is in the house and the d...

whooo! the dog is in the house and the dog is loose. seriously, he usually gets drunk on wine coolers and runs off. last year i found him naked behind a true value hardware. as our founders intended. classic lou dog. but sadly, folks, some people out there want to ruin america's sacred birthday. this is fourth of july under attack! (laughter) thank you, jesus, he's a good guy. folks, you know me, i try to like everybody. but there's one person i des piece with a passion, new york mayor michael bloomberg. (laughter) he has repeatedly attacked our smokers, he's attacked our bill gulps,...

outlets it's safe to say that the story got the biggest play on this one. >> nothing much to report today. in fact, hold on captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you for joining us. nation this is my last show before my favorite holiday, the fourth of july. where thanks to my wel...

(cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you for joining us. nation this is my last show before my favorite holiday, the fourth of july. where thanks to my well stocked cooler, i declare independence from voting safety. well, folks, i do up the fourth right. i have everybody over. i prepare my famous hot dogs with a secret ingredient. it's heat! (laughter) and speaking of dogs, i never ring in the fourth without my boy lou dog. whooo! the dog is in the house and the dog is loose. seriously, he usually gets drunk on wine coolers and runs off. last year i found him naked behind a true v...