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[ laughter ] 2 00 a. M. On saturday is when your drunk friend gets in the back of a police car because he thought it was an uber, and then barfs on himself. [ laughter ] 2 00 a. M. Is when your friend whos into coke says, im going to get some more coke. [ laughter ] Senate Democrats on friday criticized republicans for making lastminute handwritten changes to the tax reform bills, hours before there was a vote on it. I cant even read this, said trump, about a different thing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new poll has found that 48 of roy moores supporters plan to vote for him because...

Following multiple allegations of sexual harassment, representative john conyers announced today that he would not seek reelection, and endorsed his son to replace him in congress. While President Trump has endorsed his son to replace him in the russia investigation. [ laughter ] take eric, hes the one you want. Father, no [ applause ] President Trump and first lady melania hosted the Congressional Ball today at the white house. Look at her. She doesnt look like shes having a ball, even when shes literally having a ball. [ laughter and applause ] one of the largest diamonds in the world sold a...

[ laughter and applause ] following multiple allegations of sexual harassment, representative john conyers announced today that he would not seek reelection, and endorsed his son to replace him in congress. While President Trump has endorsed his son to replace him in the russia investigation. [ laughter ] take eric, hes the one you want. Father, no [ applause ] President Trump and first lady melania hosted the Congressional Ball today at the white house. Look at her. She doesnt look like shes having a ball, even when shes literally having a ball. [ laughter and applause ] one of the largest di...

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Instructed the state department to develop a plan to relocate the us embassy from tel aviv to jerusalem. And melania has developed a plan to relocate herself from d. C. Back to new york. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] towards the end of the speech on israel today, President Trump began to slur his words leading some to speculate that he make have been wearing dentures. But the white house insists that its nothing unusual and that most of his words are slurs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here, take a look. I asked the leaders of the region, political and religious. Israeli and pal...