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somebody binds you to them. comedians don't have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. i'm feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i don't drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. i'd be so drunk i'd be out dancing to their lights thinking i've made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. there's such an uncontrolled physical response. it's very similar biologically to orgasm. stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. comedian is like your...

Imagine that my garage door made history. This is where the Big Pres Conference took place. I dont even know how to explain 2020 it was a crazy, crazy year that things happened in philadelphia president ial biden to becom the 46th president of th united states. I had no idea what we would be in for. I thought my friends were messing with me. A philadelphia landscapin company has been thrust into the National Spotlight the entire thing wa supposed to be anonymous it put me in shock to see m name on the president twitter. We probably got thousands of calls. You have 950 new messages we had a lot...

years thinking about the medal that never was, congratulations on a well deserved honor, erin burnett up front starts now. ♪. ♪. ♪. >> next russian going broke, a russian old guard close to putin with a warning tonight, one of hardest fought battles oh. war and we'll go live to the ground >> alex murdaugh vowing to appeal life sentence for murdering his wife and son says he's innocent, a brand new picture >> and jim gordon, the fbi and doj for playing politics, major signs his case could be falling apart good evening, up fronts, russia running out of cash, it's an aston issui...

is the time to switch over to colbert. here's a look at their current studio audience. >> i wish you could see the smiles on the faces of our audience and i wish i could too because they're still wearing masks. >> if you saw our audience, they're not wearing knows masks. but i don't blame them for wearing masks. their breath must stink from eating so much crow. so this past saturday louie performed to sold out crowd at madison square garden. elaine boozeler can't do that. yeah. that was meant to be confusing. i wasn't going for laughs there. >> until you laugh at that it's going to k...