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Well, that was our first show and we nailed it. Thanks to amy schumer and aziz ansari. See me live at the mirage and tweet me and on the blog cc. Com jeselnik. See you next week but before we go lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Oh, boy. Ah, memories. Good night kids. Go read a book. [cheers and applause] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest is Donnie Wahlberg going t...

For what he thinks is a ziploc baggie of crack, although what i done i cut up a bar of ivory soap, cause nothing feels better than cheating my only friend out of fellatio, right . Yeah, so, ah, i have fun. So anyway. Im as hard as a towel rack, and some recently showered, welldressed ass[bleep] and his small, wellbehaved dog come down the goddamn grime tunnel. The dog starts taking a dump not ten feet from where i am. I go half soft. I dribble my chemically poisoned [bleep] all over the keds i stole off that blind black kid. I gotta get the [bleep] outta this city. It robs you of your goddamn ...

Dude, did cartman just crap treasure . Its mine. Dude, did cartman just crap treasure . Its mine, you hear me . I got it out of the cave. Its mine, you hear me . It belongs to me. . Keep your greedy hands away. Hey, that looks like the fake treasure from our smugglers den photo room. That lo thats right, and ismuggle fake treasure . That yeah, we put it there for kids to take their picture with. All in all, id say that thereasure is worth about 14. No, no. Ahghgh. you made us pull you to safety because you ate treasure . You son of a bitch. Ecause y dont you think im hurting enough, kyle . Te ...

Of difficulty, he unendorses. I wouldnt want to be in a foxhole with a lot of these people. Expect trump to wage war again today as he stumps in the key battleground state of florida. Running mate mike pence campaigns in virginia and in North Carolina. Among the democrats Hillary Clinton visits battlegrounds colorado and nevada. While husband bill kicks off a twoday bus tour of iowa. And vp nominee tim kaine is in North Carolina. As the miles rack up the calendar counts down election day now less than four weeks away. So, with trump declaring war on his own Republican Party, is his new strateg...

He can, including the web. Critics say it is the end of a Free Internet as we know it. Meanwhile, the gop is dealing with some lastsecond dissention before they take their victory lap on taxes. That as the president gets ready to make good on his promise of big cuts by christmas, which is where we start. Indeed we do. This week republicans in the house and senate ironed out most of their differences in their competing tax bills, and somehow the bill seems to favor the rich and corporations even more than the dueling bills did. The top personal tax bracket from drop from 39. 6 to 37 . Huge, hug...