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back in the fall, but whose's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime? the unions, that's who. how else does he get those lunch breaks. so as far as i'm concerned it is still 10:30 and i'm not just going to sit here and talk into this camera. i'm going to sit here and talk into this camera. (laughter) folks, tomorrow are the big gop primaries in alabama and mississippi. that is not just the deep south, that is dipped in batter and deep fad fried south. and everybody knows i'm a loyal son of the south. you can tell by my thick southern accent. and of course the parasol i car...

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) sz welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. (cheers and applause) thank you very much. good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> not bad, thank you very much. (cheers and applause) >> folks, i got to till t is good to you have with us but it is not good to be here. because as far as i'm concerned it is not show time. because i refuse to bow to the b...

thank you so much. (cheers and applause) thank you very much. good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> not bad, thank you very much. (cheers and applause) >> folks, i got to till t is good to you have with us but it is not good to be here. because as far as i'm concerned it is not show time. because i refuse to bow to the big government chrono-nazis and their daylight savings time. no washington bureaucrat tells me how to a rust-- adjust the tilt of the earth's axis. i tell you, folks, this is just barack obama s...

time. because i refuse to bow to the big government chrono-nazis and their daylight savings time. no washington bureaucrat tells me how to a rust-- adjust the tilt of the earth's axis. i tell you, folks, this is just barack obama stealing an hour of my life to redistribute it to poor people. (laughter) i know they say, they say, yeah-- (applause) they say-- yeah, i clap when i'm angry too. yes. (laughter) they say you get your hour back in the fall, but whose's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime? the unions, that's who. how else does he get those lunch breaks. so as fa...

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) sz welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. (cheers and applause) thank you very much. good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> not bad, thank you very much. (cheers and applause) >> folks, i got to till t is good to you have with us but it is not good to be here. because as far as i'm concerned it is not show time. because i refuse to bow to the b...