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We have been called the -- he has been called the funniest man in america. let's talk about jim norton. you can hear him every morning on the opi scpe anthony show. he is a "new york times" best selling author. let's get to the plug, his latest comedy cd released on tuesday, and it is called "despicable." let's give him a chance to sell millions. i heard it and it is fantastic. >> thank you. >> why is it called "despicable." >> it was about when i was a rambunctious young lesbian. i was a sophomore in high school. >> i assumed you had a big scar on your forehead. >> no, i that have had a law b...

Am an awful looking fat neck. for me to say, hi, justin -- my left eye blinks. does he understand he has a mild tourettes. >> as he nice to you? >> what could he have done? he took a picture. he is like, yeah. >> who was the worst to you in asking for an autograph. >> frank vincent blew me off. deniro was my first blow off. i was at an event and i taped him on the fore -- forearm. i said, "bob." he is so famous he won't know we met. i said can i have a picture and he said no. i said i have a camera. >> that's okay. >> i thought you were going to do a courtroom screech of me. >> the new comedy ...

Clean. >> girls are dirty. college girls are particularly dirty. >> oh, i change my mind. >> i think i am going to the tease. we have to take a break. jim norton talks about his comedy cd and i can't wait.

Snort.n on did you see what i did there,e i greg? >> no. i reject your emotional i poison. >> i apologize for nothing. >> let's welcome our guests. her name is monica crowell --na crowellly. she is so hot that off vanw hos mitts are now called -- often mitts are now called monica mitts. and his jokes are as pierce piercing as his deep throughri eyes. his new comedy cd which you must purchase immediately is called pro choice.ex a little pun there. lite and four out of five dogs prefer him to fire high drants. it is bill shultz looking purterbed. and even his trust fund has adas trust fund. fun ...

Good job. >> maybe he did a good job. >> go hurl. let me well -- welcome back our guests. she is so hot that spicy tuna roles are called allison camerada tuna roles. let's check out his comedy cd now available on itunes. it is called 12-drink minimum and it is very funny. if he were a hamper i would fill him with my laundry. if intau elect was a ferris wheel, they would go up and down on him. well, it started a longtime ago and spreading. it is not the oantment. it is the rapidly growing new jersey-based site. it lets users represent a friend for a platonic outing. that means new twister? ...