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Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a while but americas not a Banana Republic and the voters made that claires. The voters said ugg and they...

Welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight the c. E. O. Of microsoft. Satya nadella is joining us. But last night, last night was th big Alabama Senate election. And were going to get to that, but first, major news from the white house. Someone just got fired, but not the person you were hoping for. All right, we do have breaking news about a staff shakeup. Omarosa manigault newman, better known as omarosa to people who like to watch the apprentice she will be leaving the white house effective january 20. John kelly was tired of it. He was tired of all the drama. Kelly confro...

He had athe all the highsociety people, and theyre all, like, crazy. Like, yes, this is great. And then all of a sudden, lawmen show up, and they say, were looking for lord gordongordon. And lord gordongordon looks at them, and he says, hold on, ive got to get me tam o shanter. Its a scottish hat. [dramatic music pounds] all of a sudden, they hear a gunshot. [imitates gunshot] lord gordongordon shot himself in the temple and died from the gunshot. Oh, i thought that was the end of the story. No. [blows raspberry] [blowing raspberries] [dramatic orchestral music] from comedy centrals world news...

Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a while but americas not a Banana Republic and the voters made that claires. The voters said ugg and they...

Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a while but americas not a Banana Republic and the voters made that claires. The voters said ugg and they...