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and dangerous little health hold secret. and it is sending teens to the hospital. kids getting hammered offhand sanitizer. >> stephen: our kids are getting sani-tipsy. folks this tv coverage based on one story in the l.a. times means there is an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. parents, it is a national crisis, according to the times, six local teenagers have gone to emergency rooms in the last few months. but don't take my word for t you can hear it straight from the teens squeaky clean mouths. >> crazy, you know. like i've never, ever heard someone, you k...

(laughter) this is the colbert report captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. goo to have you with us ladies and gentlemen. i'm not just a newsman, i'm also a parent. so i know how important it is for moms and dads out there to be frightened at all times. (laughter) i see it as pie duty to inform you about dangerous new teenage trends. that's why two years ago i warned y...

getting sani-tipsy. folks this tv coverage based on one story in the l.a. times means there is an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. parents, it is a national crisis, according to the times, six local teenagers have gone to emergency rooms in the last few months. but don't take my word for t you can hear it straight from the teens squeaky clean mouths. >> crazy, you know. like i've never, ever heard someone, you know, that hasn't done that. >> stephen: now-- he says it's not happening but don't forget teens always say the opposite of what they mean. like when...

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( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. obviously very sad news. last weekend, whether you're a new yorker or whether you're a person that hopes one day they could learn how to rap or whether you're just a fan of art or music or joy, tough weekend. here it is your moment of zen. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: tonight a new controversy for ot bama administration. get ready for the timothy geithner sex tape. then a new threat to american jobs, you want to take a break from your unpaid internship to watch. then my guest andy...