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>> ida garden. >> garlic. you are smelly, sticky, but sometimes the necessary ingredient. beat it you sad freak. let's welcome our guest. i am here with diane ma -- macedo. and he has more gags than a kidnapper. it is dan soder. and it has been years since he:00 occupied a shower, bill schulz. and he is tougher than a thong made of sand paper. terry sapor fresh from sniper school. and he is never surprised when he is caught printing lies. good to see you, pinch. >> as pleased as i am by the heavy presence of "new york times" back issues that occupy wall street, i must impress upon the protes...

Greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy go skateboarding day. >> that's the day you picked? talk about slim pickings. >> i love him in "dr. strange love." >> did you know he was a saddles. >> did you know he is from modesto. >> you take the modest out of modesto, greg. rough weekend? >> you have no idea. >> go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so british she tells big ben what time it is. i am here with author imogen lloyd webber. and his intau elect is as hard as his -- abs. it is chris baron, and he puts the ick in sidekick. it is my cohort bill shultz. and sitting next to me the great comedi...

I went to my book, ma. >> i have arrived. >> he is a fan. >> don't ever scrub your enter net history. >> can we talk about the one guy who eight years ago paid a fine for receiving 9/11 grant money and thought it was unfair the link to that still existed and that's why he president whated the internet history scrubbed? >> was he wrongly accused? >> he paid a $2,000 fine so he paid a fine. >> i feel like maybe at that point you say, you are on your own with that one. >> true. >> he asked why the government and these groups want to make the decisions for us. it is because they suck. >> thank you...

>> you are right. i will keep that under advisement. i produced it as right out of gitmo. i can go back to the studio. >> i like your court of public opinion thing though. >> dan, shame on you for comparing it to a carnival. >> horrible things happen there. >> well, that's your opinion. >> by the way, they call human rights first and they notice that in 2008, candidate obama criticized the bush administration for trying to -- for wanting to try them and saying, quote, it is too important to be held in a flawed commission system. it is so weird that president obama reversed candidate obama. tha...

"star wars." >> dan, would you enjoy your fruit loops if they were not fruity in color? >> no, i would feel like i was trying out for nasa. they are taking color out of cool aide now -- kool-aide from kids? how lame will the birthday party be? don't worry, no frosting on the cake, kids. >> it is awful. don't additives get a bad wrap? >> absolutely. government, stay out of my blueberry cereal. and why not ban asparagus? it makes my pee smell weird. >> i always thought that. >> i told you that this morning -- [bleep]. >> they come out of the ground so leave the fdnz alone. >> you eat nothing but...