COM The Daily Show July 14, 2024
Ever since that little kid called up, now everybody wants to call and tell me i should kill myself. He was right. Do it. Folks, this is an 800 number. Every time you call and tell me to kill myself, its costing us 2. 36 so, now, how about a caller who wants to buy jewelry . Yes. Hello, sir . Youre too scared to do it, arent ya . You dont have the balls. Goddamn it, im not scared to do it. Nah, youre scared. You got you got lady balls. [hangs up, dial tone] [beep] hello . Im calling about the peridot earrings. Yes, maam theyd look good on your dead body. Why dont you kill yourself . All right. ...