FOXNEWS Who Can Forget Christmas June 4, 2024 09:55:00
If jeff bezos could get his hands on santa's elves, i guarantee he'd do it. because you know what? they don't take breaks. they don't have to sit down. and let's not forget about the amazing amount of duplicate santas that he handpicks to go out and sit in malls and on street corners. let's face it, these santa claus, they are the front line workers at christmas, the screaming kids, the beard pullers, the smelly kids with their runny noses. i mean, these guys. we deserve them. a debt of gratitude. santa is magic. how does he get the toys to every kid on christmas eve? the sheer volume of toys ...