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This was supposed to be a huge storm. Then rachel m talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. This is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. Stick with this worth it. Tell me how those waves are. A little bit sloppy. Were you able to get any action out there . A little bit. How long did you stay out for . Floated a mile. Do you have a van here . We do have a van here, that big news van. Do you want to give me a ride back to my car . We might b...

Today. Is there something with the camera here, because im like on the side here . Hey growler . Oh, youre watching the basketball tournament. All right. Everyone is preoccupied today. [ cheers and applause ] theres a lot of leadup to march madness, but for half the teams, the tournament ends very bankruptl abruptly. 16 teams were eliminated today. Maybe you wanted to win, but the good news is, now you get to return to your studies. Which is why you go to college in the first place. [ applause ] ill tell you another thing. Theres a reason theyre called student athletes and not athlete students...

Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] and the reason they have the most stds in alaska is, have you ever tried to open a condom while you...

Today. Is there something with the camera here, because im like on the side here . Hey growler . Oh, youre watching the basketball tournament. All right. Everyone is preoccupied today. [ cheers and applause ] theres a lot of leadup to march madness, but for half the teams, the tournament ends very bankruptl abruptly. 16 teams were eliminated today. Maybe you wanted to win, but the good news is, now you get to return to your studies. Which is why you go to college in the first place. [ applause ] ill tell you another thing. Theres a reason theyre called student athletes and not athlete students...

Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] [ laughter ] guillermo, youre wearing mittens. Yes, jimmy. Jimmy you have a condom in your hand. Gi...