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Please. What a kind audience. Welcome to the nightly show. I am larry wilmore. These summer audiences, let me tell you. We can all be making out right now with these, if these cameras werent here. Guys, i have to start with this there is son unsettling news out of africa this week. No, no, no. Not president obama doing the african version of the chacha slide. No, no, no. It was this asshole killing a lion. A minnesota dentist facing death threats, threats after killing one of africas most famous lions. Wait, did you say the hunter because dentist . As if people needed another reason to be scar...

Ill wait to answer that question until somebody answers a bigger one. Why do police keep shooting unarmed black people . Class is in session. This is the fightly show. Ed the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. Larry, Larry Larry Larry, Larry Larry Larry welcome to the nightly show please please be seated. Thats a great crowd. Everybody tonight has a superhero. I am i meant a superpower thats right. We do our little inside jokes at the beginningment but i am larry we have a great show ed helms and rabber ...

Jon thats the show, everybody cheers and applause remember, next week is our last week. Weve got amy schumer, denis leary, were going to have a ball and i cant wait to show my appreciation for all the support and enthusiasm youve given the show all these years. Thank you so much. Next week tune in, going to be a ball. Heres your moment of zen. Im curious as to what you think about potentially not having a place in the debates. We had a pretty interesting conversation i think it sucks. Larry toply, a cincinnati cop is indicted for killing an unarmed black man though in the copy defense, he real...

C. G. I. Artist available could not muster a lifelike version of mitt romney. It was the worst news for republicans since 2008 when they tried to defeat obama with the worlds angriest man and what turned out to be six mediumclever raccoons stacked like a human woman. cheers and applause but you know what they say never trust raccoons in a pantsuit . No you know what they say, failure is a learning experience. The fundamental problem were trying to address is actually having people in the community to make the case to hispanics and to women. The perception that were the party of the rich, unfor...

Giving him new hands and a new life. Wait until you hear the one thing he says he is fighting for right now. My fight song and good morning, america. Lets get right to that breaking news in the war on terror. Mullah omar, chief ally of Osama Bin Laden, forced underground when u. S. Forces invaded afghanistan. A 10 million bounty on his head now confirmed dead. Abcs chief investigative correspondent brian ross is here with the details coming in right now and, brian, this man right at the top of the worlds most wanted list. Reporter absolutely the case, george and good morning. Confirmation of t...