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Cooking for kids is often a thankless endeavour. Even if you manage to find time in your busy parenting schedule to prepare a full meal, there’s a solid chance your dining patrons (aka children) may find something wrong with it. And God forbid you accidentally make a real mistake because it will not be forgotten. Fortunately, the funny moms and dads of Twitter can relate. We’ve rounded up 27 funny tweets about parents’ cooking fails. The most rewarding part of making a delicious, balanced meal for my 2-year-old is when she ignores it and eats Trix off the floor instead.— James Breakw...

Them: what’s parenthood like? Me: I spent my Saturday evening picking every bit of parsley off dinner so tiny people stop crying is what it’s like.— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 14, 2018 The best way to get your picky kid to eat is to get your own plate of food and be starving and they will eat 3/4 of whatever you made for yourself.— ��steph�� (@eff_yeah_steph) June 27, 2018 My daughter couldn’t eat because her banana was too sad pic.twitter.com/H0uljgdOrd— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 18, 2020 Eating Out w/Kids: Act 2: Won't eat it bec "forgot he doesn...

My overhead projector.— The Modest Teacher (@ModestTeacher) December 14, 2020 Admin in 2020: please be prepared to teach online, in person, both simultaneously, on a moving train, while juggling, in a burning building, under the sea, during a wrestling match with a T-Rex, as a hologram, and riding a unicorn. Also be safe and we value you.— Alexandra Finley (@AlexJFinley) June 23, 2020 My body: What a long and grueling school year this has been. Calendar: It’s been three weeks.— Emily Kooistra (@emily_kooistra) September 18, 2020 I asked my students today what keeps them motivated. On...

*points out grammar mistakes on Facebook*— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 2, 2017 I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. [screams into the abyss] SOMETIMES THE WRONG GRAMMAR MAKES THE JOKE SOUND BETTER— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 14, 2016 Guys. I have not been so excited in maybe a year. Someone just corrected my grammar online but they're incorrect.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 25, 2015 little known fact: the em dash is actually named after noted dash fan emily dickinson— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) December 10, 2019...

"Who you are at your kid’s sporting events is the real you." By  04/23/2021 10:49am EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Who you are at your kid’s sporting events is the real you— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 18, 2021 got into an argument with my 4yo about whether the word "dragon" starts with a J or a D and now i'm just repeating the word "jragon" to...