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Created with Sketch. Kids often show a creative approach to the English language. From their malapropisms to their creative descriptors for everyday objects, children’s turns of phrase are adorable, comical and arguably at times superior to the dictionary-official terms. Fortunately, parents often tweet about the names their kids come up with for different things, so we can all enjoy the originality. We’ve rounded up 45 funny tweets about what kids call things. My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I'm never correcting him.— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊�� (@HomeWit...

Created with Sketch. Kids tend to have selective hearing when it comes to requests from their parents. Naturally, that leads to a lot of repetition. The hilarious parents of Twitter have shared truly relatable tweets lamenting the surprising number of times they say things like, “Don’t lick the door!” and “With soap!” Below, we’ve rounded up 50 too-real tweets about the things parents repeat. Enjoy! If you’re on the fence about having kids, repeat “Put your shoes on, please” 100 times in a row until you’re in a blinding rage & see if it’s right for you.— Sarcastic Mom...

The only thing that upsets my daughter more than messing up on a drawing is me suggesting she use a pencil instead of marker.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 16, 2017 5-year-old: What do you want for Mother’s Day? Wife: For you to be nice to your sisters all day. 5: 5: I drew you a horse.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2016 Last night, my oldest drew a picture of a sun with a sad face. I asked him why the sun was sad and he said, "Because the moon was going to be here soon and the sun had to leave." It was such a deep thought.

Created with Sketch. Sure, parenthood involves lots of love, laughter and joy. But it also involves tantrums, white lies, strange Google searches and perhaps most importantly, hiding. The funny moms and dads of Twitter have long tweeted about their “alone time” hiding in closets, bathrooms, cars and beyond to get a break from the chaos of kids. Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, the need has only increased. If you’re looking for some hiding spot inspiration, keep scrolling for 45 funny tweets from parents about their refuges of choice. Just enjoying a little me time. So, basically hiding from...

Parenting is an exhausting and very rewarding endeavour. It is also hilarious.