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here are tonight's headlines. ♪ ♪ the once a day oral contraceptive will be available with no prescription or age restrictions. >> officials have not yet provided a price or timeline. ♪ ♪ >> the secret service has now closed its investigation into cocaine found at the white house. >> officials were not able to identify a suspect in the inquiry. ♪ ♪ >> norah: extreme weather from coast-to-coast. >> the area around chicago is cleaning up from a series of tornadoes that left a trail of damage. >another near o'hare and international airport forced hundreds of people there to ...

the once-a-day oral contraceptive will be available with no prescription or age restrictions. >> officials have not yet provided a price or timeline. ♪ ♪ >> the secret service has now closed its investigation into white house. >> officials were not able to identify a suspect in the inquiry. ♪ ♪ >> norah: extreme weather from coast-to-coast. >> the area around chicago is cleaning up from a series of tornadoes that left a trail of damage. >> another near o'hare international airport forced hundreds of people there to take shelter. >> there is no end in sight to a dangerous heat...

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[cheers] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. >> can we really say that? >> greg: yes. here's another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you've never heard of him tonight is the case. >> tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes -- is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don't cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he...