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>> i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. >> this is gonna be a good show. >> are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? >> people say a good comedian doesn't have to cuss. and i thought, now that's [bleep] rubbish. >> how dirty is too dirty? >> why is all that so funny? >> i don't know. >> what you're about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. >> if you choose to go blue, you've got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there's nothing worse than that. >> you must promise me something. you won't get me in any trouble on the show tonight....

Worldwide Crusade in Honor of the Immaculate Heart of Mary to implore divine intervention for the crisis of the Church At Fatima, Our Lady gave us the...

-[ blows raspberry ] -he's constantly picking and picking and picking. carlin: and the irish priests were always heavily into penance and punishment, you know. they give you a couple of novenas to do. nine first fridays, five first saturdays, stations of the cross, a trip to lourdes. wow! [ laughter ] that was one of the things that bothered me a little about my religion, was that conflict between pain and pleasure, you know, 'cause they were always pushing for pain, and you were always pulling for pleasure, man. you know? [ applause ] sacks: george carlin was a wordsmith, and each of his rout...

All of the visionaries, particularly Francisco, had a deep devotion to the Eucharist. Francisco would spend hours before the tabernacle to console the Hidden...

Servant of God Sister Lúcia, with seer-like insights, taught much during her many years after the Fatima apparitions.