I cant remembera lovelierchurch service. My sentiments exactly. You slept through it was thatthe lords prayeryou were snoring . When florences choir sings, sleepings the best defense. Dont pay attentionto him. I know were all gods children. And youre the reasonsomebody invented birth control. Florence, i know i keeprepeating myself, but your solowas just beautiful. [doorbell rings] i did my best. Too late to apologise now. Does a Florence Johnston live here . Dont rub it in. I had to come by and compliment florence on that beautiful solo. Florence, someone fromthe lunatic asylum is here. Im Florence Johnston. This is mr. And mrs. Jefferson. Oh, i saw your Business Card in the collection plate. I wanted the pleasureof meeting you. I hope youre not disappointed. Not at all. Give it time its sweet of youto come over here to tell florenceyou liked her singing. Its my job. Im a record producer. You are . He is george, look records . You just seta new one. You looked at florencetwice in one
You can get something nice for your wife here. Everybody knows ben zwicks is classy. Let me dothe talking. Youre inover your head. Uh, excuse me. Im George Jefferson florence, good to see you again. Hi, ben. You know her . For a year she peeked inside with her nose pressed against the glass. She fogged up my window. I invited her in. That key ring youvebeen holding for me . Let it go. I gotthe last payment. Great. Yep. 2 bucks,cash money. Ill watch the store. Run to the bank. I hope youll still come around. Sure. You still gottwo things under 20. Should ipick a number . Mr. Jefferson wants a present for his wife. Could yousuggest something . Whats the occasion . Its not ananniversary or birthday. I just want somethingthat says love. Oh, i have something perfect that says love. Here it is, and its only 20,000. How about this diamond brooch . Only 10,000. Well, how aboutsomething thatsays how you doing . I got a beer in the back. Get hera gold bracelet and haveit inscribed. Good idea. Wh
Tom, im sorry we were gone so long. Three hours. Were you bored . No. George and ihave had a swell time. Havent we, george . Go home, willis oh, that george. He cant stopkidding around. He will, after he sees this bloomingdales bill. Ladies, let yourcredit cards cool off. Television thats all you ever do. Go out and get some fresh air. I did that this morning when i took my weekly constitutional. Your weeklyconstitutional . Yes. Every saturday morning, i love to stroll up lexington avenue to krausmiers bakery. You know, to see the doughnuts come off the belt. Must you share that with us, tom . A krausmier doughnutis more than a doughnut. Its a perpetual tributeto the taste buds. By the way, florence, i saw a woman who reminded me of you. I didnt knowlena horne was in town. Well, it wasnt exactly lena horne. But an attractive bag lady. Well, anyhow, she was about 60. Instead of crusing comfortably through her golden years, the poor woman spends her days rumaging through garbage, searchi
Pizza isnt all i had planned. Oh, really . Yeah. I was hoping youd buy dessert. You silvertongueddevil. Thats right, weez. What do you say . After you inhalethe rest of this pizza, lets go out. We never goout anymore. We went to the willises dumb party last night. That waslast night. This is tonight. Two nights in a row . Youre not getting any younger. We enjoy ourselves when we go out. You must admit you enjoyed the party last night. Watching willisdive into a bowlof meatballs . At least we met new people and heard some different conversation. Its alwaysthe same conversation. Margot, i got adorablehalstons at bloomingdales. Buffy, i loveyour new hair color. Ive always admiredrhesus monkey red. It was a lot more interesting than that bash at the bowling alley. Who could forget that brilliant banter . Hey, jefferson, can you get out a mustard stain . No problem. Can you get out a grass stain . No problem. Can you pay this check . That was sickening, george. Yeah, the wayyou tell it. Oh,
But im not anymore. Diabetes causes neuropathy, blindness, and amputation. At its worst, it can kill you. Today i want you to have a look at an amazing breakthrough that has stopped diabetes in its tracks for over 200,000 people just like you and me. Now you can do the same thing, because its all spelled out in a very special system called the diabetes solution kit. I urge you to try this allnatural, doneforyou program so you can finally live independent of drugs and insulin shots. Hey, weez. How was your day . I bought something ive always wanted. I wont hanga laughingmoose head here. Thats your loss. But youll like this. Its real classy. A bottle of wine. Well have itwith dinner. With dinner . Wheres your couth . 500 . Why thats thats 10 laughingmoose heads. Why did youpay that much . Its a classy thing to do. It will pay for itself the first party we have here. Ill whip out this wine, and our guestswill start whispering. Ooh, jeffersonsgot class. That jeffersonknows his grapes. Talk